What is your stance on aliens?

[mr. tegu]

I am curious to see where everyone stands on this. Asking about a stance on UFOs could be a different topic with different options so feel to give your thoughts on that as well.

[DenverChief]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

Only if the probe is made of inorganic material. No living tissue.

So silicone dildo?

[mr. tegu]

With 133 votes so far, the view that intelligent aliens do exist is by far the majority with 89.5% of the votes.

Breaking that down further, the idea that they do come here is narrowly defeating the view that they cannot come here. That they come here is leading slightly with 40.6% of the votes to 37.59% that say they cannot come here.

[loochy]

THE DULCE BOOK

Read it. It's the tale of a man that supposedly worked at the alleged underground joint government/gray/reptilian facility under Dulce, NM.

Yeah, it's entirely ridiculous and very poorly written. However, it is also incredibly entertaining.

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/dulce_book.htm

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm wondering if this would be a good poll now. Would you take an alien anal probe in exchange for a tour of the ship and a group photo? I bet most thoughtful people would do it.

I've had a couple of colonoscopies, so why the hell not? But only if they put me to sleep first.

[Fish]

Originally Posted by loochy

THE DULCE BOOK

Read it. It's the tale of a man that supposedly worked at the alleged underground joint government/gray/reptilian facility under Dulce, NM.

Yeah, it's entirely ridiculous and very poorly written. However, it is also incredibly entertaining.

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/dulce_book.htm

Wow....... that's some crazy....

"Upon arrival I was introduced to Dr. John F. Gille, a French National. Dr. Gille has a PhD in Math/Physics from the University of Paris. He had worked very closely with the French Government on the UFO phenomena in that country.

(Side Note: Dr. Gille had also released a report on another "Dulce-like" base near Pine Gap - Alice Springs, Australia. This base is a massive multi-levelled facility run by the "Club of Rome" which, like the 'Bildeberger' organization, is reputedly a cover for the Bavarian Illuminati. The article spoke of antigravity disk research, and plans to make Pine Gap a major "control center" for a "New World Order". Pine Gap is equipped with whole levels of computer terminals tied-in to the major computer mainframes of the world which contain the intimate details of most of the inhabitants of industrialized nations. The article also spoke of the infiltration of several major religious denominations, the media, international governments, the economy, education, and other levels of society by the Bavarian Illuminati, in order to prepare the way for a New World Order dictatorship. The report also stated that the workers at Pine Gap are highly indoctrinated and programmed so that they do not threaten or sabotage the security of the Illuminati projects being carried out there. - Branton).

The Bavarian Illuminati huh? Those damn Bavarians!

"On April 30, 1964, the first communication [occurred] between these aliens and the 'U.S. Government'. (Others claim that there was an even earlier contact-communication in 1954 during the Eisenhower administration. - Branton)

"During the period of 1969-1971, MJ-12 representing the U.S. Government made a deal with these creatures, called EBE's [Extraterrestrial Biological Entities, named by Detley Bronk, original MJ-12 member and 6th President of John Hopkins University]. The 'deal' was that in exchange for 'technology' that they would provide to us, we agreed to 'ignore' the abductions that were going on and suppress information on the cattle mutilations. The EBE's assured MJ-12 that the abductions [usually lasting about 2 hours] were merely the ongoing monitoring of developing civilizations.

"In fact, the purposes for the abductions turned out to be:

"(1) The insertion of a 3mm spherical device through the nasal cavity of the abductee into the brain [optic and/or nerve center], the device is used for the biological monitoring, tracking, and control of the abductee.

"(2) Implementation of Posthypnotic Suggestion to carry out a specific activity during a specific time period, the actuation of which will occur within the next 2 to 5 years.

"(3) Termination of some people so that they could function as living sources for biological material and substances.

"(4) TERMINATION OF INDIVIDUALS WHO REPRESENT A THREAT TO THE CONTINUATION OF THEIR ACTIVITY.

"(5) Effect genetic engineering experiments.

"(6) Impregnation of human females and early termination of pregnancies to secure the crossbreed infant.

(Note: Or perhaps a better term for it would be a "genetically altered" infant, since there has been no evidence forthcoming that an actual 'hybrid' between humans and the 'EBE' or 'Grey' species has been successful. In other words, the offspring would tend to fall to one side or the other, a 'reptilioid' or 'grey' entity possessing no 'soul-energy-matrix', or a humanoid being possessing such a matrix or soul although somewhat altered genetically in it's outward physical appearance or characteristics. - Branton).

"The U.S. Government was NOT initially aware of the far reaching consequences of their 'deal'. They were LED to believe that the abductions were essentially benign AND SINCE THEY FIGURED THAT THE ABDUCTIONS WOULD PROBABLY GO ON ANYWAY WHETHER THEY AGREED OR NOT, they merely insisted on a current list of abductees be submitted, on a periodic basis, to MJ-12 and the National Security Council. Does this sound incredible? An actual list of abductees sent to the National Security Council? Read on, because I have news for you...

"The EBE's have a genetic disorder in that their digestive system is atrophied and not functional... In order to sustain themselves they use enzyme or hormonal secretions obtained from the tissues that they extract from humans and animals.

"The secretions obtained are then mixed with hydrogen peroxide [to kill germs, viruses, etc.] and applied on the skin by spreading or dipping parts of their bodies in the solution. The body absorbs the solution, then excretes the waste back through the skin. (Urine is also excreted through the skin in this manner, which may explain the ammonia-like STENCH that many abductees or witnesses have reported during encounters with the grey-type 'aliens'. - Branton).

Soul-energy-matrix of human/alien hybrids? Atrophied digestive system requiring human/animal hormone secretions? Urine sweat?

What the bloody ****? You're right, I can't quit reading this insane nonsense..

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I've had a couple of colonoscopies, so why the hell not? But only if they put me to sleep first.

I don't think the aliens would use anesthesia. So would you say yes in that scenario?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Fish

Wow....... that's some crazy....



The Bavarian Illuminati huh? Those damn Bavarians!



Soul-energy-matrix of human/alien hybrids? Atrophied digestive system requiring human/animal hormone secretions? Urine sweat?

What the bloody ****? You're right, I can't quit reading this insane nonsense..

It's almost like Chris616 is the author...

[Cmd'r&Chief]

Aliens are usually illegal. So my stance is send them back to where they came from.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Cmd'r&Chief

Aliens are usually illegal. So my stance is send them back to where they came from.

bigot

[Cmd'r&Chief]

Originally Posted by loochy

bigot

It's not my fault they stink. Plus I'm sick of these people from the future taking our jerbs.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I thought they lived on chloroform?

[Easy 6]

Its just hilarious that people like Brainiac or Fish want to split hairs about the meanings of words, or how they're perceived, or how they're not credible as facts when people like The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, or the first head of the CIA say things like (para) "at the highest levels, Air Force officers are soberly concerned about these things".

Or, (para) "I call for an immediate congressional investigation into the ufo secrecy being perpetrated on the American people"

These people actually said those things, yet these guys just want to bury their heads in the sand and dissect the meaning of "appeal to authority"... if you cant or wont believe the words of unimpeachable figures laid out straight in front of you... then **** it, you're not worth discussing things with any further.

The legendary FBI director DIRECTLY REFERENCES CRASHED UFO'S and his desire to study one... nope, not good enough.

Furthermore, 50 or so responded "yes they exist but cant get here"... yet I quote something Sagan said that directly refutes that belief and its ****ing crickets.

[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by loochy

It's almost like Chris616 is the author...

Man don't tease me...

[DenverChief]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

Only if the probe is made of inorganic material. No living tissue.

Really? I'm the only one that took a swing at this softball?

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by DenverChief

Really? I'm the only one that took a swing at this softball?

I'm not even sure what that post is referencing, but rest assured that nothing "weird" is going on, because Brainiac and Fish said so.

Nope, mankind and his science has completely mastered the universe... if we dont know it by now, then it damn well isnt even there to be known.