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**RealSNR** · 08:07 PM

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
~~mac459~~ (withdrawn)
~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd)
~~temper11~~ (KO'd)

**Bufkin** · 02-07-2015, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

Is it the 10th yet?

Who are you backing?

Simply Red · 02-07-2015, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Who are you backing?

I read that as 'what are you baking?'

**bevischief** · 02-07-2015, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

How does SNR's cock taste? You've been sucking it sine the beginning

Drinking and posting again...

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-07-2015, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Who are you backing?

I don't know yet, I'm just looking forward to mercilessly swinging my peen about.

**Bufkin** · 02-07-2015, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

I read that as 'what are you baking?'

That's what I intended. Damn autocorrect made it it look like I asked who he was backing. That doesn't even make sense.

But seriously Sweet Daddy, what have you been baking lately?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-07-2015, 08:59 AM

This C-SPAN shit needs to happen...

**TimBone** · 02-07-2015, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Four score, and many years ago, our foremodders brought CP unto the internet, a new web site, conceived through Chiefs fandom, and dedicated to the thought that all posters are created equal.
Now we are about to engage in a great civil war, testing whether that poster, or any poster so conceived, and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on this site, the final resting place for nOObs who have gave their lives for this great site to live. It is all together fitting and proper that we do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this nOOb contest. The brave men, and women living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. Chiefsplanet will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored nOObs we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these nOObs shall not have battles in vain -- that this site, under Mod, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that website of the Chiefs fan, by the Chiefs fan , for the Chief fam shall not perish......

Cooch-in-hand Lincoln

This would have been infinitely better if SNR had written it.

Amirite, Inmen?

**BigRedChief** · 02-07-2015, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Four score, and many years ago, our foremodders brought CP unto the internet, a new web site, conceived through Chiefs fandom, and dedicated to the thought that all posters are created equal.
Now we are about to engage in a great civil war, testing whether that poster, or any poster so conceived, and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on this site, the final resting place for nOObs who have gave their lives for this great site to live. It is all together fitting and proper that we do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this nOOb contest. The brave men, and women living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. Chiefsplanet will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored nOObs we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these nOObs shall not have battles in vain -- that this site, under Mod, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that website of the Chiefs fan, by the Chiefs fan , for the Chief fam shall not perish......

Cooch-in-hand Lincoln

Are you not entertained!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-07-2015, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

This would have been infinitely better if SNR had written it.

Amirite, Inmen?

He's inmen right now and will have to get back to you.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-07-2015, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

He's inmen right now and will have to get back to you.

Dumb.

Saccopoo · 02-07-2015, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Four score, and many years ago, our foremodders brought CP unto the internet, a new web site, conceived through Chiefs fandom, and dedicated to the thought that all posters are created equal.
Now we are about to engage in a great civil war, testing whether that poster, or any poster so conceived, and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on this site, the final resting place for nOObs who have gave their lives for this great site to live. It is all together fitting and proper that we do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this nOOb contest. The brave men, and women living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. Chiefsplanet will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored nOObs we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these nOObs shall not have battles in vain -- that this site, under Mod, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that website of the Chiefs fan, by the Chiefs fan , for the Chief fam shall not perish......

Cooch-in-hand Lincoln

Coochie throwing out the history bomb.

Hammock Parties · 02-07-2015, 10:52 AM

Bufkin is going to **** shit up.

Hammock Parties · 02-07-2015, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Moreover, if I win, I'll prank call C-SPAN during the morning call-in session with a comment of ChiefsPlanet's choice. It's like painfully easy to get on the air, and the call screeners aren't smart.

Let me know when this is happening. I will put it on youtube.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-07-2015, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numbah One

Let me know when this is happening. I will put it on youtube.

Yes! It's official. I'm supporting Bufkin.

Saccopoo · 02-07-2015, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Yes! It's official. I'm supporting Bufkin.

Mod abuse.

02-05-2015, 04:27 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2360208	The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is... (UPDATE 02/10/15: The ening has begun.) Deathmatch. This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion. Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl. From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs. This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so. The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete. General rules and guidelines: 1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure. 2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you. 3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year. 4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares. 5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible. 6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy THE FIGHTERS: Bufkin PizzaDoughz ~~mac459~~ (withdrawn) ~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd) ~~temper11~~ (KO'd) Last edited by RealSNR; 02-12-2015 at 08:07 PM..
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