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Always ask 'Why?"
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Wish I had these kissing tips when I was 16...
When to kiss, how to kiss on a first date????
Today, guys have it all too easy! Could have used these tips. https://www.youtube.com/user/zoosk?v=Y2aqIRTBtZA Now days, I look back and laugh. Wish I had a time machine! Back then....Girls were scary. And they didn't act or look like they do today. I was nervous and shy. No self confidence. There was this one girl in HS that was so hot and nice to me. And I was too scared to ask her out. Years later, I found out that she would "have had my babies" if I had just asked her out. Y'all have any stories to share? Last edited by Trivers; 03-19-2015 at 08:06 PM.. |
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03-19-2015, 05:38 PM | #2 |
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What. The. ****.
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03-19-2015, 05:39 PM | #3 |
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Been there !
Lots of why I took a liking to pigs . |
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03-19-2015, 05:39 PM | #4 |
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03-19-2015, 05:39 PM | #5 |
Fish are scared of me
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03-19-2015, 06:31 PM | #6 |
My Mamma Says
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Naw...I was a slut in High School...
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03-19-2015, 06:55 PM | #7 |
"Think BOOM!"
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I'd like to beat the woman speaking on the video. And then kiss her.
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03-19-2015, 06:56 PM | #8 |
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Look into her eyes, stroke her cheek with the back of your hand, then grab her firmly and PIIHB
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03-19-2015, 06:58 PM | #9 |
"Think BOOM!"
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I remember being very confused when I was about 13 or so. I was "making out" with a lovely young thing when, she all of a sudden adjusted herself, and started frantically dry-humping my leg. Of course, I had no idea that that was what she was doing at the time. I thought she was having a seizure. I asked one of my brothers later about it and he just laughed.
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03-19-2015, 06:59 PM | #10 |
C Chiefs once a year!
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I counted/bagged 26 in HS. Had a SR girlfriend when I was a freshman and she taught me well that year. Some of us did it different than the OP.
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03-19-2015, 07:01 PM | #11 |
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You are H I V Aladeen
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03-19-2015, 07:03 PM | #12 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
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Gee, a guy has to wait for all those signals? No one bothered with looking at signals to decide if they should kiss when I was in school. They just did it.
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03-19-2015, 07:11 PM | #13 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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How long till I ask her to put on a little Nazi costume, tie me up like David Carradine and spank me with a badminton racket?
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03-19-2015, 07:45 PM | #14 |
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[QUOTE=Eureka;11393198]I counted/bagged 26 in HS. . . QUOTE]
Was that the guys too, or just the girls? NTTIWWT
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03-19-2015, 07:50 PM | #15 |
The shit-winds are blowin
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I didn't start til I was 18
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