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Old 07-21-2014, 01:42 PM  
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I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night
I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:51 PM   #91
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I tried "fly fishing" up at our place in the mountains. It didn't go as hoped. After a few casts, the ****ing fly would snap off the leader thing. I went through about a dozen flies before quitting. I later found out that I was whipping the line too abruptly and the poor flies were breaking the speed of sound.

Guess all that beating the monkey finally paid off?
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:55 PM   #92
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You just need to drive a few hours east to northern Arkansas and try to white river
Yea, but then I would be in Arkansas.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:56 PM   #93
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I go all the time. I'm a trout guy and I go up to Beavers Bend in SE Oklahoma when I can. In a pinch I hit up Blue River in Oklahoma (slightly north of Lake Texoma).

You don't have to fly fish for trout though. You can do bass or panfish as well.
That's cool, but Oklahoma tho.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:57 PM   #94
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But I thought I was trolling? Meaning that my Saturday night club story totes didn't happen.
It didn't happen. I was just framing my answer within the context of this thread in the hopes that you would understand it.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:59 PM   #95
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It didn't happen. I was just framing my answer within the context of this thread in the hopes that you would understand it.
It happened. Next time I have an off-campus story, I'll pull a Clay and take a bunch of pics.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:59 PM   #96
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It happened. Next time I have an off-campus story, I'll pull a Clay and take a bunch of pics.
that might make your story a little more believable.
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Old 07-21-2014, 03:16 PM   #97
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So confused/Eric Fisher is in college meeting chicks and also has a past of jerkin' his Gerkin at his kid's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese? This guy gets around. A master of omnipresence.
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Old 07-21-2014, 03:18 PM   #98
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I tried "fly fishing" up at our place in the mountains. It didn't go as hoped. After a few casts, the ****ing fly would snap off the leader thing. I went through about a dozen flies before quitting. I later found out that I was whipping the line too abruptly and the poor flies were breaking the speed of sound.
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So confused/Eric Fisher is in college meeting chicks and also has a past of jerkin' his Gerkin at his kid's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese? This guy gets around. A master of omnipresence.
Now THAT was a troll. 80 percent of confused topics were trolls. When I'm trolling, I'm pretty up-front about admitting it. This is not one of those times.
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Now THAT was a troll. 80 percent of confused topics were trolls. When I'm trolling, I'm pretty up-front about admitting it. This is not one of those times.
tricky troll post is tricky.
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Did you tell the girl you were whacking it at Chuck E. Cheese?

I guess it's hard to be real smooth when your opening line is "Hi, I'm required by law to tell you I'm a convicted sex offender...."
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Did you tell the girl you were whacking it at Chuck E. Cheese?

I guess it's hard to be real smooth when your opening line is "Hi, I'm required by law to tell you I'm a convicted sex offender...."
If I was a registered sex offender, I wouldn't be required to tell her unless she was trick-or-treating.
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Now THAT was a troll. 80 percent of confused topics were trolls. When I'm trolling, I'm pretty up-front about admitting it. This is not one of those times.
The only place I could imagine success with a beer-slut by changing the subject from female masturbation to your political views and your Marxism tendencies would be at one of those hippy bars.

Considering you weren't at one of those hippy bars, I assume you would have probably had more luck if you would have stuck to female masturbation and just strayed from politics in general. Most beer-sluts don't even know what Marxism is...seriously. Right when you made the decision to talk about politics, this beer slut's mind probably immediately shifted to the next penis she could try to gargle.
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