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Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption
But you probably knew that already....
http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall. The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes. Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week. Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption. No illnesses have been reported. Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets. |
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02-20-2014, 04:58 PM | #16 |
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I'm glad I only have sex with them instead of eat them! Whew! Crisis averted!
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02-20-2014, 04:58 PM | #17 |
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02-20-2014, 05:21 PM | #18 |
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Two words.....
Asbestos condoms
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02-20-2014, 06:14 PM | #19 |
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I don't think i've ever had a hot pocket.
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02-20-2014, 07:29 PM | #20 |
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Wait.
What does this thread have to do with a homosexual celebrity coming out of the closet? |
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02-20-2014, 10:56 PM | #22 |
I'll be back.
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Hot pockets are also a deal breaker.
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02-20-2014, 11:23 PM | #23 |
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02-21-2014, 01:16 AM | #24 |
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This should read hot pockets are unfit for human consumption, oh and the meat is contaminated as well.
I think that would put this in a state of accuracy as far as thread titles go. |
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I feel your pain, but it was good after bar food when I was in the Army and didn’t have more in my room than a fridge and microwave. Now that I own a house with an actual kitchen I can scrounge up better vittles.
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02-21-2014, 09:22 AM | #27 |
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Nasty, don't eat them.
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02-21-2014, 10:58 AM | #28 |
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Totino's Pizza Rolls > Hot Pockets x 10000000000000
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02-21-2014, 01:25 PM | #29 |
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Given the misleading headline I'd assumed this was about hot pockets themselves, and not just a part of a much wider meat recall.
So what? |
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02-21-2014, 01:27 PM | #30 |
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