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04-06-2016, 08:07 PM | #76 |
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"MTG: Please report to Howard in human resources." Here ya go bud, appropriate words that rhyme with 'white' that he must have misheard: tight, right, might, knight, alright...I'd go with 'tight' personally. Try to say it with a lisp.
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04-06-2016, 08:10 PM | #77 |
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Or maybe he just said that after the fact to help with the embarrassment. Who knows... I still have a hard time believing that someone familiar with that phrase has never stopped to think about what it meant. I was probably 8 or 9 the first time I heard it, and it clicked for me right away. |
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04-06-2016, 08:22 PM | #80 |
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79 posts in this thread, and nobody has posted this picture? You guys are slipping.
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04-06-2016, 08:27 PM | #81 |
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Go back in a week and ask if he's one of the cool black guys or he's one of the white hating ****ers that would never forgive you in the first place. If he's cool it's water under the bridge, if he's not it never was meant to be.
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04-06-2016, 08:37 PM | #84 |
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I had a really bad one at my old job. There were only a couple of black dudes out of a staff over 100. I got confused and said something to one of them asking how his son's soccer season was going. He said "my son doesn't play soccer." I was like, "oh. That's right. That's tommy's son." (Tommy being the other black guy on stAff. He just looked at me like "why don't you just come out and say we all look alike to you mother****er?"
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