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03-21-2019, 07:47 AM | #1 |
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Jesus Vail - that was duuuuuuuuumb.
CP doesn't know shit about shit but the combined years of experience here in angering women can't be found anywhere else that you wouldn't need to take a shower after reading. If you listen to ANYTHING here it shouldn't be football, it should be "here's what will piss a woman right off...." because every last man on here speaks from painful (and stupid) experience.
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03-21-2019, 08:21 AM | #3 |
11-5, baby
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03-21-2019, 08:39 AM | #4 |
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All good, as always. Thanks. Variety is the spice of life and she's real good about laughing at my shenanigans.
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03-21-2019, 08:14 AM | #5 |
Texting Ms. Dobbs
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You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.
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So now you're STILL funding the tits several months later only the goblin you created in the process is now using all the money you could otherwise be spending to have it done by a real surgeon rather than the guy you're gonna have to pay in Mexico who will do it for 37 pesos and a Zagnut bar. I recommend not doing that. Unless you prefer nipples that point 53 degrees in the opposite direction and cock-blocking toddlers.
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'Tis my eye!
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03-21-2019, 08:50 AM | #8 |
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03-21-2019, 08:37 AM | #9 |
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I don't know what this means but it sounds creepy.
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03-21-2019, 08:44 AM | #11 |
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Ah, thanks. I have three sons, been through that. Nipple chaping, udder cream, and all. That stuff is hard on a woman.
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