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Old 05-05-2016, 06:12 PM   #1
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JFC.

Glad you're OK man. You can get seriously fubar yourself doing that.
I have this old farmer that's a customer. Several years ago he came in all ****ED UP. He had lowered the forks on his tractor driving down the highway as far as it would go.

We have made fun of him for years over it. He walked in today all ****ed up again and I asked him if he had flipped the tractor again.


Ill be damned if he didn't. Crazy old ****er.and he has no idea how. They need to take his toys away
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Old 05-05-2016, 07:30 PM   #2
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I have this old farmer that's a customer. Several years ago he came in all ****ED UP. He had lowered the forks on his tractor driving down the highway as far as it would go.

We have made fun of him for years over it. He walked in today all ****ed up again and I asked him if he had flipped the tractor again.


Ill be damned if he didn't. Crazy old ****er.and he has no idea how. They need to take his toys away
you referring to my abilities?
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:04 PM   #3
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pardon me, but **** that shit.

i take care of blades, belts and filters.

gonna have to pay for that, which is fine. but, my yard's growin and the wife's bitchin. i'll buy another mower first of the week, after i get back to town. sell old waterlogged red for a few $. it's all good.

back's kinda stiff, though. and the whole yard smells like major ****in skunk.
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I was referring to the big one that doesn't cut even. I'd buy a new one too FWIW.

You think someone will pay for the drowned one?

Good Luck. Sorry for the shit week. Next one will be better. Seriously though. Glad you're safe. My grandpa rolled one and it pinned him under it for a couple hours. That wasn't good. Yours could have been worse.

Seriously man, all the best from my end.
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Old 05-09-2016, 05:32 PM   #4
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ok...spent fri, sat in joplin. called the wife on the way home, and she said the damn thing was back. i know i flipped him over in the yard. it still stunk when i got home. i'm a pretty shitty shot anymore. anyway, it wasn't out there this morning, but it was raining.

oh yeah...got a new mower for mothers day. one of those zero turn things. we'll see how it works. skunk's #1 priority for now.
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ok...spent fri, sat in joplin. called the wife on the way home, and she said the damn thing was back. i know i flipped him over in the yard. it still stunk when i got home. i'm a pretty shitty shot anymore. anyway, it wasn't out there this morning, but it was raining.

oh yeah...got a new mower for mothers day. one of those zero turn things. we'll see how it works. skunk's #1 priority for now.
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You got a new mower for Mother's Day. You romantic jimmy, you.
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You got a new mower for Mother's Day. You romantic jimmy, you.
hey...chicks dig shit like that.
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I have this old farmer that's a customer. Several years ago he came in all ****ED UP. He had lowered the forks on his tractor driving down the highway as far as it would go.

We have made fun of him for years over it. He walked in today all ****ed up again and I asked him if he had flipped the tractor again.


Ill be damned if he didn't. Crazy old ****er.and he has no idea how. They need to take his toys away
Damn.

I almost rolled a cranky old Deere 4440 once. I was using a batwing mower. I set out to mow this trail road. That had a culvert gate on it that I needed to miss. So I did. Cool. Missed a spot at the other end so I went again. I was just a few inches farther away from the gate. What dad didn't tell me is there is a massive drop off on the edge of the road. Dropped the front wheel off and she went over center. The wing of the mower caught the road and arrested the fall.

But there it sat at about 20 degrees off horizon. I bailed and ran back 2 miles to the shop. Dad took me back up there thinking we could drive it out LOL. He nearly shit his pants. So he tried to unhook the mower and I had to notify him (with my 12 year old self) that was a bad idea. So we went and got another tractor to pull It back on the trail from ther other side and yet another tractor to pull it forward.

It was a hell of an endeavor but I'm not dead.
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