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Old 05-02-2016, 05:43 PM  
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so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?

so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs.

i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit.

so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work.

i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days.

i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't.

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Old 05-05-2016, 11:08 AM   #106
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sorry, but i wasn't going to take the chance on trapping it. i figured, it was going to smell one way or the other. just shot.

i might have got it clean, but my neck and back are all jacked up. last night i rolled the damn mower over on me in the pond. it's been a shitty week.
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Trimming up the cattails and lilly pads?
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Trimming up the cattails and lilly pads?
guess so. bad deal, really.
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:15 AM   #108
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:23 AM   #109
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What makes you Think It's YOUR property?
i'm paying for it?

are you representing pepe?
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i'm paying for it?

are you representing pepe?
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It sounded like he was channeling his inner PETA? Glad you got rid of the problem.
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sorry, but i wasn't going to take the chance on trapping it. i figured, it was going to smell one way or the other. just shot.

i might have got it clean, but my neck and back are all jacked up. last night i rolled the damn mower over on me in the pond. it's been a shitty week.
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JFC.

Glad you're OK man. You can get seriously fubar yourself doing that.
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Old 05-05-2016, 12:19 PM   #112
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JFC.

Glad you're OK man. You can get seriously fubar yourself doing that.
didn't do the mower any good either. had to jump back in and tie a strap to the front axle. then pulled it out w/the truck. left it sitting there for the night. i'll check it over after work.
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didn't do the mower any good either. had to jump back in and tie a strap to the front axle. then pulled it out w/the truck. left it sitting there for the night. i'll check it over after work.
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What kind of mower?
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What kind of mower?
just a craftsman...couple years old. i've got a bigger one, but the wife says this one mows shorter and more level to the ground. takes 4-5 hours to mow. i usually use the big one for the ditches and around the pond. was in kind of a hurry though so i used the little one instead of swapping around.

the only part that was sticking out of the water was the front headlight
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just a craftsman...couple years old. i've got a bigger one, but the wife says this one mows shorter and more level to the ground. takes 4-5 hours to mow. i usually use the big one for the ditches and around the pond. was in kind of a hurry though so i used the little one instead of swapping around.

the only part that was sticking out of the water was the front headlight
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Time for a new mower.

We went to a bunch of work to level ours up and it works a lot better. Linkages got worn and brackets and shit got bent. Made all the difference in the world.
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terrible, but that's one of my favs.
karma and whatnot, i guess
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Time for a new mower.

We went to a bunch of work to level ours up and it works a lot better. Linkages got worn and brackets and shit got bent. Made all the difference in the world.
pardon me, but **** that shit.

i take care of blades, belts and filters.

gonna have to pay for that, which is fine. but, my yard's growin and the wife's bitchin. i'll buy another mower first of the week, after i get back to town. sell old waterlogged red for a few $. it's all good.

back's kinda stiff, though. and the whole yard smells like major ****in skunk.
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JFC.

Glad you're OK man. You can get seriously fubar yourself doing that.
I have this old farmer that's a customer. Several years ago he came in all ****ED UP. He had lowered the forks on his tractor driving down the highway as far as it would go.

We have made fun of him for years over it. He walked in today all ****ed up again and I asked him if he had flipped the tractor again.


Ill be damned if he didn't. Crazy old ****er.and he has no idea how. They need to take his toys away
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I have this old farmer that's a customer. Several years ago he came in all ****ED UP. He had lowered the forks on his tractor driving down the highway as far as it would go.

We have made fun of him for years over it. He walked in today all ****ed up again and I asked him if he had flipped the tractor again.


Ill be damned if he didn't. Crazy old ****er.and he has no idea how. They need to take his toys away
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