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Old 05-27-2014, 04:42 PM  
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Nick Foles has the biggest wiener on the Philadelphia Eagles
I knew I wanted him on the Chiefs for a good reason.

http://www.outsports.com/2014/5/20/5...-conner-barwin

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Philadelphia Eagles linebacker Connor Barwin yesterday spilled the beans on the showers in the Philadelphia Eagles locker room when he told the world the team's biggest "wiener" belongs to quarterback Nick Foles. One of the arguments we hear against having gay men in the locker room is that they'll look at the penises of other men! (Clutching pearls.) Fact is, straight guys already do that plenty. This is case in point.

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Lifelong Eagles fan jonnnnnnnnn: One factoid I'll never have access to: Biggest weiner in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex 'Moose Knuckle' Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

Barwin: Doesn't the internet know it's Nick Foles? "I do not condone this reply." -- Evan Mathis
One of the many things I love about this is Barwin answered from the Philadelphia Eagles official account, and it was an official Eagles chat.

Also gotta love the shoutout to Eagles guard Evan Mathis. Not sure if it's just a joke or a special nod as a runner-up.

Hell, it's hard to tell if any of it was a joke or not. Either way, I know Eagles fans will be paying even closer attention to their quarterback this season.
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Old 05-27-2014, 04:43 PM   #2
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As all Franchise QB's should. How are you suppose to lead a team of men if you don't have the biggest dick?

This is why Manziel and Murray will never be franchise QB's.
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Old 05-27-2014, 04:45 PM   #3
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You guys think Gisele Bundchen hooked up with Brady because he's the QB of the Patriots?

**** no.

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Old 05-27-2014, 04:55 PM   #4
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Old 05-27-2014, 05:01 PM   #5
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As all Franchise QB's should. How are you suppose to lead a team of men if you don't have the biggest dick?

This is why Manziel and Murray will never be franchise QB's.
Penis size is the number one determination of a great QB.
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As all Franchise QB's should. How are you suppose to lead a team of men if you don't have the biggest dick?

This is why Manziel and Murray will never be franchise QB's.

Ugh. Don't even get me started on that shrimp twat.
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Isn't the ****er like 6'7"? Seems expected. Plus he is a gangly white dude.
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