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Old 11-28-2015, 11:52 AM  
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Tim Tebow gets dumped because he won't sex


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For once, it's not Tim Tebow who's having trouble scoring - it's his girlfriend.

Confidenti@l is told the QB's model squeeze Olivia Culpo has dumped him after a two-month relationship - because he won't have sex with her.

The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can't deal with the famously abstinent star's nookie-less lifestyle.

He was really into her," a source close to the model told us, "he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her."

Alas, Culpo took a knee.

"She had to break up with him because she just couldn't handle it," said our insider, "He still hits her up, but she just can't deal with the sex thing. He's pretty adamant about it, I guess."

Perhaps Culpo had hoped she could help the free agent - who played for the Jets in 2012 - to have a romantic revelation like she did for ex Nick Jonas, who famously wore a "promise ring," swearing off sex before marriage.

The pair started dating in the summer of 2013, and by September 2014 the one-time Jonas Brothers member told HuffPo Live that he had taken the ring off.

"This is a real growth in me and not something I'm doing anymore," he said adding, "But I've got my set of values, things that are important to me now at this point in my life and that's all that matters."

It caused something of a stir in 2009 when then-college sensation Tebow was was asked by Clay Travis of AOL's Fanhouse.com at an SEC media day if he was "saving (him)self for marriage." Tebow said that he was.

It's not the first time it has caused him to fumble in his love life.

When he split with girlfriend Camilla Belle after a couple of months in 2009, it was also widely speculated at the time that the Disney channel star was bothered by his chastity.
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While I'm not a Christian, you have to admire a man that sticks to his convictions.

I never got the ESPN hype over Tim Tebow, but I've always respected him because he always came off sincere.
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I think women would look past any bedroom shortcomings once they got a decent understanding about how many zeroes are in his bank account.
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While I'm not a Christian, you have to admire a man that sticks to his convictions.

I never got the ESPN hype over Tim Tebow, but I've always respected him because he always came off sincere.
He's a sincere dumbass. Religion is a mental disorder.
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So Tebow will get stuck with a whore he won't ****. Smart.
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He's a sincere dumbass. Religion is a mental disorder.
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So Tebow will get stuck with a whore he won't ****. Smart.
He's probably one of those quiverfull weirdos, which would also narrow his choice in a life long ladyfriend given most women don't want to spend the good parts of two decades in some phase of pregnancy.
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She's not so much too skinny, as she has WAAAY too much hair for her frame. Looks like a fricken mop, or a Lion in Ethiopia.
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