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02-23-2013, 01:00 PM | Topic Starter |
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Daytona 500 Predictions
I predict Danica Patrick will get tremendous amounts of air time, will crash and blame it on everyone else.
This is 99.9999% guaranteed. I also predict I will be drunk on my ass the same time my brisket comes out of the pit. |
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02-23-2013, 01:04 PM | #2 |
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I predict I'll be very passively rooting for Montoya, Almirola, and Treux Jr. for my NASCAR pot I got suckered into at work again this year. Probably just flip it on every hour or so to see if one of those guys is in the top three.
Do those guys all suck? I don't think I've heard of any of them except Montoya. |
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Montoya's the one that sucks. He got kicked out of Formula 1 for being too aggressive. I also predict a major crash 10 laps before the end. Here's what Montoya did last year. Crashed into the Jet Dryer and burst into flames. hahahaha |
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02-24-2013, 12:07 PM | #4 | |
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Not very good picks, Treux is best of the lot, that's not saying much. |
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02-23-2013, 01:06 PM | #5 |
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I predict a bunch of left turns
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02-23-2013, 01:09 PM | #6 |
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02-23-2013, 01:19 PM | #7 |
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02-23-2013, 01:10 PM | #8 |
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Someone gonna die
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02-23-2013, 02:03 PM | #9 |
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what a dumbass thing to say...then again, you're all about drama
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02-23-2013, 02:34 PM | #10 |
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02-23-2013, 01:11 PM | #11 |
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There's just something fundamentally wrong about a track without betting windows.
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02-23-2013, 01:25 PM | #12 |
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I think the media needs to track the timing of tampon purchases by Danica.
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02-24-2013, 11:58 AM | #13 |
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02-23-2013, 01:32 PM | #14 |
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I wounder which one of these athletes is the first to toe-cramp.
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02-23-2013, 01:44 PM | #15 |
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Dale Jr #88..lagging ticket sales means nascar will let him have more horsepower tomorrow.
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