Ray Lewis & The God Band-Aid

[Bob Dole]

The funniest part to Bob Dole is that Ray Ray has had 13 years to come up with a story, and this shit is the best he can manage to manufacture.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

The funniest part to Bob Dole is that Ray Ray has had 13 years to come up with a story, and this shit is the best he can manage to manufacture.

God has a plan for all of us, Bob. You see, God doesn't strike people dead the way he did in the days of the Old-Testament. Today, God uses people like Ray Lewis to kill his enemies. He then blesses Ray with the devine gift of football talent in return. Ray doesn't need a great excuse because God is his answer and, as we all know, God trumps all.

Seriously, though. If you need God in your life to help you decide what is right/wrong and to make yourself feel like a good person, then what are you saying about yourself? I think freely, and live my life without the chains of religion holding me down. Every day my natural animal instincts tell me to sock someone in the mouth that I don't agree with or attempt to mate with an attractive female...but I don't do those things because I know what constitutes being a good person and the difference between right and wrong. Not because I'm afraid of going to hell.