Poop Have you ever been so constipated that... - Page 2

Fish · 06-23-2015, 08:59 AM

Just dip em in lube first..

bsp4444 · 06-23-2015, 09:02 AM

Yeah, after surgery, I was backed up for three days and clogged the toilet when things finally happened as a result of stool softeners. Not pleasant.

Pasta Little Brioni · 06-23-2015, 09:09 AM

I rarely poop so i don't worry about a bit of constipation

**Bowser** · 06-23-2015, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

I went 7 days without shitting after having my knee reconstructed. Once the dam broke it was the most awkward shit I ever took because my knee was in a brace that wouldn't bend so I was sitting there unloading a weeks worth of shit with one leg sticking out straight.

Have you ever seen that "How To Basic" guy on YouTube? I picture you being him the first time you blew out your o-ring in a week after surgery while sitting on the pot.

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Originally Posted by bishop_74

If a woman can do it... you can do it. Push you slut!

KCUnited · 06-23-2015, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Have you ever seen that "How To Basic" guy on YouTube? I picture you being him the first time you blew out your o-ring in a week after surgery while sitting on the pot.

I'll have to look that up, but I'm almost positive I should have qualified for an epidural.

ChiliConCarnage · 06-23-2015, 10:06 AM

I've never had poopin problems.

MTG#10 · 06-23-2015, 10:29 AM

All I can say is thank God I keep a box of disposable gloves in the bathroom (for cleaning).

bishop_74 · 06-23-2015, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

All I can say is thank God I keep a box of disposable gloves in the bathroom (for cleaning).

... for your friend.

Zebedee DuBois · 06-23-2015, 11:12 AM

The section at the
grocery store called "Produce".
Go regularly.

**TimBone** · 06-23-2015, 11:21 AM

This is the other side of having it packed in there for all those years.

**Munson** · 06-23-2015, 12:15 PM

Sounds like your "friend" is just looking for an excuse to play with his balloon knot.

eDave · 06-23-2015, 12:26 PM

Do what mathematicians do; work it out with a pencil.

KC native · 06-23-2015, 02:32 PM

I have never been constipated.

Boiled Chicken · 06-23-2015, 02:38 PM

Ask your co-worker in the next stall to come over and push on your shoulders.

Chromatic · 06-23-2015, 02:50 PM

That's not even the worst kind of constipation. That's Defcon 5 constipation. Defcon 1 is when you're literally throwing up feces because you're so backed up.

Never happened to me. I only found that out because I was constipated for a week last summer and looking at the wiki made me paranoid.

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Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $1755199	The section at the grocery store called "Produce". Go regularly. __________________ What am I even doing here? Last edited by Zebedee DuBois; 06-23-2015 at 11:16 AM.. Reason: converted to Haiku
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Munson Roy E. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $11829646	Sounds like your "friend" is just looking for an excuse to play with his balloon knot.
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Chromatic Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Earth Casino cash: $10018551	That's not even the worst kind of constipation. That's Defcon 5 constipation. Defcon 1 is when you're literally throwing up feces because you're so backed up. Never happened to me. I only found that out because I was constipated for a week last summer and looking at the wiki made me paranoid.
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