If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...

[Buck]

Lets go infantry!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Buck

Lets go infantry!

This is the army, so it doesn't work like that. We test you and look at our needs and determine exactly where you fit best. So it turns out that you are an...

Infantryman.

[BigMeatballDave]

I'm a conscientious objector

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Dave

I'm a conscientious objector

Not if you stand too close to the truck as we drive through town "recruiting".

You are now an...

Indirect Fire Infantryman

(See earlier description.)

[KurtCobain]

Hey phobia..... Kyle, alnorth and I just got back from a special mission. I'm gonna need you to publicly hush down the fact that fresh fruit from the coalition will no longer be available.

[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by Buck

Lets go infantry!

That's what I'm taking about! We're heading to Texans planet next to take care of Hootler.

[Slainte]

Get back to me when you upgrade to this...

[Fairplay]

Fairplay ready for duty sir!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Fairplay

Fairplay ready for duty sir!

We need guys like you over in the warehouse. And don't touch that gas mask without gloves. You are a ...

Quartermaster and Chemical Equipment Repairer

OVERVIEW

The quartermaster and chemical equipment repairer are primarily responsible for supervising or performing maintenance on chemical equipment, quartermaster machinery, forced air-heaters and special purpose equipment.
JOB DUTIES

Maintain and repair electrical/fuel heater systems, pumps, decontamination systems, protective filter systems, reverse osmosis water purification systems, laundry washer/extractor systems and dryer/tumbler systems
Service internal combustion engine ignition/fuel/cooling/electrical systems
Perform damage assessment and repair
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for a quartermaster and chemical equipment repairer requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 12 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field, including practice in marine engine maintenance and repair.

Some of the skills you’ll learn are:

Internal combustion engine theory
Use and care of hand and power tools
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in shop mechanics, fixing engines and machinery
Ability to use hand and power tools
Enjoy physical work
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.
EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.

FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with the marine transportation, commercial fishing, oil exploration or oil drilling industries. You’ll be able to consider a future as a marine engine mechanic.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Slainte

Get back to me when you upgrade to this...

Air force? No way. This is the army. And you are an ...

Ammunition Stock Control and Accounting Specialist

(Based on the picture, this must include a lot of rope work.)

OVERVIEW

The ammunition stock control and accounting specialist operates the Standard Ammunition and Accounting System-Modernized computer hardware and software, and utilizes manual records to perform stock control and accounting procedures for ammunition, explosives and associated explosive components.

JOB DUTIES

Perform ammunition supply stock control and accounting duties using both automated and manual procedures
Maintain hardware and software systems and manual records required to successfully perform stock control and accounting procedures for ammunition and explosives
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for an ammunition stock control and accounting specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 10 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field.

Some of the skills you’ll learn are:

Perform functions using the Standard Army Ammunition Modernized-System
Access to data browser to perform the automated issue, receipt, shipment, turn-in and maintenance transfer of ammunition
Create radio frequency identification system tags, and create applicable reports and input data
Upload/download automated data processing equipment, and perform individual warrior tasks and collective warrior battle drills
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in algebra, chemistry, physics, geometry and trigonometry
Aptitude for planning and organizing
Ability to communicate effectively
Work calmly under stress
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.
EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.
FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with government agencies and private industries performing ordnance research and development.

[whoman69]

Originally Posted by Slainte

Get back to me when you upgrade to this...

You want to be a pogue that calls a night on the tarmac a field excercise?

[cabletech94]

so uh, do you guys need a cook?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by cabletech94

so uh, do you guys need a cook?

We already have a cook, so we're going to take your spatula and make you a ...

Diver

OVERVIEW

A diver performs tasks such as reconnaissance, demolition and salvage in underwater conditions. They specialize in either scuba diving (below the surface of water) or deep-sea diving (longer periods of time in depths up to 190 feet).
JOB DUTIES

Inspect and clean watercraft propellers and hulls
Patch damaged watercraft hulls
Salvage sunken equipment
Patrol the waters
Assist with underwater construction of piers and harbor facilities
Survey rivers, beaches and harbors for underwater obstacles
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.
TRAINING

Job training for a diver requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and the completion of 29 achievement goals during Advanced Individual Training. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field with on-the-job instructions, including practice in diving and repair work.

Some of the skills you’ll learn:

Principles of scuba and surface-supplied diving
Underwater welding and cutting
Use and care of hand and power tools
Maintenance of diving equipment
Explosives
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in mechanics and building
Ability to stay calm under stress
Interest in underwater diving
High degree of self-reliance
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.
EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.
FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for practically any position in the field of construction.

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We already have a cook, so we're going to take your spatula and make you a ...

Diver

OVERVIEW

A diver performs tasks such as reconnaissance, demolition and salvage in underwater conditions. They specialize in either scuba diving (below the surface of water) or deep-sea diving (longer periods of time in depths up to 190 feet).
JOB DUTIES

Inspect and clean watercraft propellers and hulls
Patch damaged watercraft hulls
Salvage sunken equipment
Patrol the waters
Assist with underwater construction of piers and harbor facilities
Survey rivers, beaches and harbors for underwater obstacles
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.
TRAINING

Job training for a diver requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and the completion of 29 achievement goals during Advanced Individual Training. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field with on-the-job instructions, including practice in diving and repair work.

Some of the skills you’ll learn:

Principles of scuba and surface-supplied diving
Underwater welding and cutting
Use and care of hand and power tools
Maintenance of diving equipment
Explosives
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in mechanics and building
Ability to stay calm under stress
Interest in underwater diving
High degree of self-reliance
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.
EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.
FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for practically any position in the field of construction.

LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!

[Old Dog]

Let's see if I end up as 18D again