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08-16-2017, 02:42 AM | Topic Starter |
EvOlVeD
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Had a shit day... anyone else?
so i have been building this pvc clear tarped greenhouse cover for the garden. the only thing holding me back was the nail gun. so i got the gun... got the cover installed. but i left one of four corners unbraced, and the bottom lateral overlap unsecured. i thought, ill finish it tomorrow. so i wake up to my normal morning shit. the cats are hungry as i starve them while i turd it out. i walk into the dining room to feed the cats, done. then i walk back towards my office and look out the kitchen window and THE WHOLE ****ING THING COLLAPSED due to high winds overnight. so what took me six hours to construct, it took the wind less than ten minutes to take down.
so two hours later, the neighbor rings the doorbell and wakes my wife on a sleepin day (she's off this week). he tells me, are you missing a cat, as there is one in your tree. im like, no, they are all inside, but a pet is a pet. so two hours later, after trimming half my tree to let the kitty down slowly, my wife is slashed open on her hand trying to help this cat ( i swear we are ****ing cat people, we have four already ) I finally, get it in the carrier, i think the cat thanked us at this point. so i take it to three different vets (not chipped) to see if any reports. nope, nada. take it to the pound. okay. so i take the cat to the pound and due to the number of dogs running free, the cat bites straight thru my thumb and index finger. takes off and jumps up into the top barbed wire of the dog drop off. no way im getting to it besides the fact i am bleeding, covered in cat piss and angry the prick bit me while i saved him. so i left, went home laundered my clothes, bathed and called the ranger and told him the same story. so tomorrow i am playing the lottery. ive got worse 24 hour span stories, what are yours? |
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08-16-2017, 02:49 AM | #2 |
Woman should only make babies
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I love cats but if they don't know you chances are you are getting bit.
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08-16-2017, 02:54 AM | #3 |
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08-16-2017, 02:52 AM | #4 |
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If it's any consolation, your story cracked me up.
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08-16-2017, 02:56 AM | #5 |
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08-16-2017, 03:36 AM | #6 |
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Just be glad Hog sperm is not involved in your daily routine.
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08-16-2017, 03:54 AM | #7 |
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08-16-2017, 01:45 PM | #8 |
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08-16-2017, 04:08 AM | #9 |
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Well, you are a Chiefs fan.
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08-16-2017, 04:12 AM | #10 |
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08-16-2017, 04:45 AM | #11 |
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Call Joakim Soria. He will make you feel better
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08-16-2017, 07:09 AM | #12 |
Wasted away again...
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I guess I missed where in the timeline that this happened. While I'm not a cat person I don't really hate them either. But if a cat starts pissing on me, that ****er is getting drop-kicked.
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08-16-2017, 11:50 AM | #13 |
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08-16-2017, 11:52 AM | #14 |
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Yes. Went to work at 10:45 last night and didn't get out till noon today another long ass night.
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08-16-2017, 11:54 AM | #15 |
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Hope you have a better day you aussie ****
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