OK, why would straight people do it in da butt?

ROYC75 · 01-22-2005, 08:10 AM

My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory.

Kids ?

**Fire Me Boy!** · 01-22-2005, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory.

Kids ?

I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...

ROYC75 · 01-22-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...

We are a close knit family.

I do find it interesting to hear some of the other stories ( sex toys, etc. ) that I missed as I grew up a kid .

Needless to say, it's not the same as my days !

**Rausch** · 01-22-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."

I might not be able to make it down to Rolla...

FloridaChief · 01-22-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Why? Were you planning on telling me you take it in the ass?

I'm not really your dad, btw.

A lotta good stuff in this thread...

**Rain Man** · 01-22-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."

Especially with your father.

FloridaChief · 01-22-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory.

Kids ?

I'm....somewhat concerned about just how open you are with your kids. I don't think I could be that frank and forthright with my own...

ROYC75 · 01-22-2005, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

I'm....somewhat concerned about just how open you are with your kids. I don't think I could be that frank and forthright with my own...

Just stories, that's it. Changing life styles of young adults growing up. No need to read more into this.

But I did tell the son in law that I prefer the store bought'n fudge or the Betty Crocker box mix.

I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league .

FloridaChief · 01-22-2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Just stories, that's it. Changing life styles of young adults growing up. No need to read more into this.

Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

ROYC75 · 01-22-2005, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

I hear ya, I was once that way. The look of shock was evident at first, the more they spoke, the more I realized that sexual lifestyles with young adults have changed as much as music has changed over the years.

I'm still old fashioned to the 50's,60's 70's and early 80's music and sexual ways as I grew up.

These kids today are of a new era........

FloridaChief · 01-22-2005, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

These kids today are of a new era........

This much is true, Roy...this much is true.

**RNR** · 01-22-2005, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

No kidding! I do have a daughter and a son. I am very open with them as far as mistakes I have made and such. I have talked about sex with both of them, it went something like this...

Son you are at a age where you and girls are going to be in a situations where your hormones start doing the thinking. I would prefer you waited untill you were older, however if you do have sex wear a rubber. There are STDs that last a life time now days, also if you knock up a girl you and her lifes will change forever and be much tougher. Plus her dad may try to kill you.

The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father, then looked at the ex-wife and said tell her the rest, and walked out of the room.

FloridaChief · 01-22-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father

I'm thinking my convo with my daughter would go very much along these lines. I just don't understand how you guys who have daughters deal with sexual issues w/o wanting to kill every post-pubescent male on the planet...

**Rausch** · 01-22-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...

HolmeZz · 01-22-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...

I think FC was not referring to the act itself, only the thought of his daughter talking about it with him.

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