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Homestead. That sounds like a pretty good life. | 15 | 30.61% | |
Stay. I don't need the 640 acres and the peace and quiet that bad. | 31 | 63.27% | |
I can't answer until I learn more about our local football franchise. | 3 | 6.12% | |
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08-21-2013, 03:03 PM | #31 |
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Saw the title and immediately knew it was a Rain Man post.
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08-21-2013, 03:05 PM | #32 |
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They're against it unless you give them a pig, and pigs are hard to come by. But if you rape the youngest daughter when there's an unmarried older one, a mob will come with the intent of burning you in your home.
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I mean c'mon, am I really supposed to ask for a family tree before I commence raping natives?
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08-21-2013, 03:13 PM | #35 |
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how far is the nearest Chipotle?
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The natives also make very attractive pottery but ask too high a price for it.
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Four days. And due to local growing seasons, they only have black beans during the summer months.
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4 days doesn't seem too bad.
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A follow up to my previous question...this will make or break my decision - how to the indigenous people feel about PIIHB? Would that require two pigs?
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This is not covered in the homesteading brochures, but the rumors among the homesteaders are that two pigs will buy you pretty much anything, as long as it's not the younger sister of an unmarried woman. If you PIIHB and she's the younger sister of an unmarried woman, they will come en masse with torches and a local device called noothookas. You do not want to experience noothookas.
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whats the local justice system. Say for example there is a rapist mother****er in the area. One that likes to rape the native women for example. Can I go over there, **** him up, take his shit, and rent his land out to the natives, thereby creating my own little Earldom?
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You are under no obligation to help protect a native raper's homestead from fire, but if he gets burned up then the land will go to a new homesteader. You are not allowed to pursue lebensraum and must remain within your allotted 640 acres, even if the neighbors are Polish or Austrian.
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08-21-2013, 03:45 PM | #45 |
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It's probably for the best.
I'd hate for the areas only dentist to not have any teeth left in his head...
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