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Old 01-23-2014, 09:52 PM  
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I am having a really, really shitty week. It has left me pretty shaken personally, and I'm not sure what my immediate or long-term future holds.

Because I've had such a bad pair of days (and the last eight months in general have really ****ed me up the ass), I need you guys to cheer me up.

Ask me anything. I promise you I will answer. (Unless I decide not to -- but I will really, really try not to do that.)

Everything's in bounds, with one exception: please don't ask me anything about why I've had a rough go of it, recently. Though I've already posted about one of the things that's happened, minor as it may be in the grand scheme of things.

I just need to be distracted with the alternatingly pleasant, weird, ball-busting, shit-shooting essense of ChiefsPlanet.

I started one of these threads a few years ago when things were pretty dark back then, and CP lifted my spirits. I once again am facing some pretty dark times. So let's make this one less direct and as assinine as we usually are.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:43 PM   #61
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:43 PM   #62
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If you could suck your own dick, would you? Would you tell anybody?
I would probably not tell anybody if I could.

Thankfully, I can't. I tried many moons ago, and I've only gotten less flexible as the days have gone by.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:43 PM   #63
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:44 PM   #64
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:44 PM   #65
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:45 PM   #66
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Do you go out of your way to only eat chicken and fish? - or do you just simply not give a rat's ass and will eat beef like 5 days per week, or do you do neither - or maybe somewhere in between...?

How about water - do you drink a lot of water?

How have your stools been over the last 48 hours & do you normally poop at the same time of the day, every day?
Um, it depends on the company. I prefer barbacoa burritos from Chipotle.

I'm really conflicted about eating meat these days, though. Factory farms are moral atrocities, in my opinion.

I drink a ****ton of water. It's all I have in my fridge, along with one beer I'm saving for a special day.

My stools haven't been the normal gargantuans I normally churn out. I've had frequent poops that are small and squishy -- I honestly think I'm a bit ill right now.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:45 PM   #67
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:46 PM   #69
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:46 PM   #70
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:46 PM   #71
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**** me. I probably would.

The question should be what the smallest amount you'd do it for.

I'd probably do it for $100,000.00, I think. My turds are pretty clean, you know, turd-wise.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:48 PM   #74
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You seem like a cool dude, and I always appreciate your posts.

You've got a good heart, and it shines through on here. You can feel, and are sensitive. I wish there were more like us in the world.

You are also logistics-focused and rely on analytics when strategizing, which I do as well.

I identify with you.

You are appreciated and I hope you are able to push through these temporary issues and land on your feet. In fact, I know you will.
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So Sherman, Peterson and who? Revis?
I've got two genuine two-way players. Peterson and Edelman.

Then I threw in Calvin Johnson. Because there's no way Megatron's not on this team.
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