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Old 10-12-2014, 05:05 AM  
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A relationship question.
I was talking to my lady the other day about cheating.

I asked her questions about it, pushing the boundaries of what she would consider cheating. For instance, what if I decided to **** another man? Is that cheating? She said it would weird her out greatly and yes, she would consider it cheating.

What if I was ****ing the guy to hurt him? Like, what if I ****ed a dude for some overzealous hazing for a fraternity I'd theoretically be in?

She thought about that one a long time. I suppose because romance was not involved, it made her question the nature of cheating.

Cheating, she eventually concluded. Also, very clearly, a sex crime.

Alright, how about an animal? What if I ****ed a cow?

She gave it a hard think, and said that THAT TOO is cheating. Also, beastiality. But I would be cheating on her with a horse. Or whatever it was.

Alright. How about a tree? It's a living organism, but it's not an animal with a vagina or anus.

Finally, paydirt. She discerned that ****ing a tree is extremely disturbing for her to even think about, however in her eyes I wouldn't be cheating if I did it.

So my question to you guys is:

Do you know any hot trees you guys can hook me up with?

I'm looking for slutty trees, too. Trees that are just ****ing asking for it.

And before you ask, yes: I do like some junk in the trunk.
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Old 10-12-2014, 12:33 PM   #46
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Like we are supposed to believe that you have a lady.

It would be easier to believe you have a job
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Old 10-12-2014, 02:48 PM   #47
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Old 10-12-2014, 03:48 PM   #49
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Old 10-12-2014, 04:00 PM   #50
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Old 10-12-2014, 04:01 PM   #51
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Old 10-12-2014, 04:03 PM   #52
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I was talking to my lady the other day about cheating.

I asked her questions about it, pushing the boundaries of what she would consider cheating. For instance, what if I decided to **** another man? Is that cheating? She said it would weird her out greatly and yes, she would consider it cheating.
What if you told her you had to suck off 100 Hamas Terrorists to support palestine?

WOuld she support you?

Say you wouldnt enjoy the sex part of it, just the supporting Hamas part.

Is she down for you sucking dick for the cause?
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Old 10-12-2014, 04:28 PM   #53
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Meh. Had a girl one time that was bisexual and she says she wants to sleep with women. I'm like.. "Cool. I'll sleep with women too".

She gets mad, insists that it's not cheating if she's with a girl. She then encouraged me to have gay sex. When I refused she got really pissed off.

*sigh* That's why I don't date girls under 23 anymore.
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Old 10-12-2014, 04:34 PM   #54
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You're on odd sonnabitch.

Friday evening, I was having a conversation. One of the participants was a skipping, Britney Spears singing "a gay". In the banter, he brought up something about a bullshit 'hate crime' someone he knew claimed.

Anyway, the conversation evolved, and I had an epiphany. I think I may indeed be guilty.

If I took a and participated in a shower with two hispanic girls in college,...am I guilty of Ethnic cleansing?
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