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Old 12-30-2016, 09:41 PM  
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What Do YOU Do When You Wake Up Feeling Funny?
Lately I've been waking up feeling kind of funny, and I'm not always sure what to do about it.

If y'all would care to share some advice, you are completely thanked in advance.

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Old 12-30-2016, 10:18 PM   #16
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*raising hand sheepishly*

I'm curious...
For some reason, an ER doc started talking about it at a dinner party one night.

Worst case: Take a needle, insert it in the arteries and withdraw blood,
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:21 PM   #17
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While this thread is ripe for jokes, as others are advising... if you're genuinely feeling rough and/or out of sorts/dizzy in the mornings?

Dont jack around asking CP about it, go see your doctor asap
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:21 PM   #18
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For some reason, an ER doc started talking about it at a dinner party one night.

Worst case: Take a needle, insert it in the arteries and withdraw blood,
OMG...that's what I was afraid it was...took a needle to the sack for the big 'V' years ago, but I dont know that I could deal with a needle to the erect penile...yikes!
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Old 12-30-2016, 11:13 PM   #19
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Old 12-30-2016, 11:21 PM   #20
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Old 12-30-2016, 11:25 PM   #21
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but you're funny how, I mean funny like you're a clown, You amuse us? You make us laugh, you're here to ****in' amuse us? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are you funny?
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Old 12-30-2016, 11:27 PM   #22
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but you're funny how, I mean funny like you're a clown, You amuse us? You make us laugh, you're here to ****in' amuse us? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are you funny?
I think the real question is how funny are you.

Depends on how many clowns I ate as to how funny I feel.
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Old 12-30-2016, 11:46 PM   #23
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but you're funny how, I mean funny like you're a clown, You amuse us? You make us laugh, you're here to ****in' amuse us? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are you funny?
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Old 12-30-2016, 11:47 PM   #24
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If you're feeling out of sorts, see a doctor.

If it's really weird, go the ER.

Health is nothing to mess with, so good luck.

Don't sit on this, Dinny.
This. Get this done today. Like now. **** the holidays.

I'm no doctor, but my mind always goes to circulatory problems. Could be ear infection, could be blood sugar, could be you're an old man . Just make sure it isn't serious man.
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Old 12-31-2016, 08:20 AM   #27
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I appreciate everyone's concern. I'm fine.

I just wake up feeling funny quite often.

This morning I put on my nose and glasses and tried to act like Donger for a while. It didn't work because the joke sailed right over my head.

I can't cope. I better take some dope.

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When I wake up feeling funny 1 of two things happen.

One kind of funny, I roll over and tell. Brideowanian a joke and she rolls her eyes and tells me I am delerious.

The other kind, I poke her in the back without using my hands and she rolls her eyes and says I must be delerious.
Now that's funny. On the other subject that has risen (no pun intended), they don't poke an artery to remove the blood, they insert it into the erectile tissues to drain the blood. SIL was an ER RN for many years.
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Thanks for the correction. Still gross..
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