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Old 09-24-2018, 02:29 PM   Topic Starter
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[satire] Clay Matthews Suspended By The NFL For Jimmy Garropolo Tearing His ACL
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GREEN BAY, WI – After going down with a serious looking knee injury Sunday against the Chiefs, an MRI has revealed the full extent of the torn ACL that will end 49ers QB Jimmy Garropolo’s 2018 season.

To take out the anger of a loss of a star quarterback in a market that needs their team to be good in order for more than a few thousand fans to show up to games, the NFL and the competition committee have laid the hammer down on Clay Matthews.

The Packers linebacker was hit with a two-game suspension by the league Monday after news broke of Garropolo’s fate.

“We can’t have guys like this being mean to our precious quarterbacks each and every Sunday,” NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said in a press release regarding the matter. “Not only has Matthews failed to gently lay each QB he sacks down to the ground, he doesn’t even apologize. This type of behavior won’t, and can’t be tolerated.”

“To send a message, Mr. Matthews has been suspended in connection with Jimmy Garropolo tearing his ACL on the other side of the country Sunday. We honestly aren’t fully sure why, but we’re just being safe. The evidence of this particular player hurting the feelings of quarterbacks around the NFL is beyond mounting.”

Matthews has been hit with a personal foul penalties in each three weeks of the NFL season.
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Old 09-24-2018, 02:34 PM   #2
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Old 09-24-2018, 02:38 PM   #5
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Matthews is continually breaking the new rule and is unapologetic about it. The rule is stupid and the league should change it, but it's pretty dumb to keep doing something that is a personal foul they are going to call every time. Especially now that he's under a microscope because of his history of RTP penalties
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Old 09-24-2018, 02:39 PM   #6
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Matthews is continually breaking the new rule and is unapologetic about it. The rule is stupid and the league should change it, but it's pretty dumb to keep doing something that is a personal foul they are going to call every time. Especially now that he's under a microscope because of his history of RTP penalties
What can he do differently though? NOT tackle the QB? Just bear hug him and hope he doesn't break free?
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The league has basically said that you have to arm (or at least shoulder) tackle QBs now. You can't land on them with all your weight, which means that (to be safe) you can't really land on them at all. Yes, that will likely mean that QBs break free more often.

I'm not saying I like it, but it's not really that ambiguous if you just accept the fact that they literally have outlawed a form of tackling that we all feel should be fine.
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The league has basically said that you have to arm (or at least shoulder) tackle QBs now. You can't land on them with all your weight, which means that (to be safe) you can't really land on them at all. Yes, that will likely mean that QBs break free more often.

I'm not saying I like it, but it's not really that ambiguous if you just accept the fact that they literally have outlawed a form of tackling that we all feel should be fine.

Big Ben and Cam Newton should be the biggest beneficiaries of this new rule. As if it wasn't hard enough to take them down before......
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Big Ben and Cam Newton should be the biggest beneficiaries of this new rule. As if it wasn't hard enough to take them down before......
Yea, good luck on blitzing a smaller CB if you have to arm tackle a QB, like Ben.

It sucks, but if the NFL is going to go down this road, then I think they really do need to blow the whistle as soon as a defender bear hugs the QB.
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Matthews is continually breaking the new rule and is unapologetic about it. The rule is stupid and the league should change it, but it's pretty dumb to keep doing something that is a personal foul they are going to call every time. Especially now that he's under a microscope because of his history of RTP penalties
I agree with the stupid rule part. But it cannot be changed now. It leaves too many WHAT IF'S for the rest of the season. This "bad rule" has already changed the course of 2 games (that I can remember) and put out a Dolphins DB.

Unfortunately it has to wait until next season.
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Matthews is continually breaking the new rule and is unapologetic about it. The rule is stupid and the league should change it, but it's pretty dumb to keep doing something that is a personal foul they are going to call every time. Especially now that he's under a microscope because of his history of RTP penalties
He didn't do it last week against Cousins. He let go early and even put his arm out to make contact first.
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