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Old 03-01-2005, 08:28 PM  
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A social Commentary
In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.
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Old 03-02-2005, 09:13 AM   #16
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Old 03-02-2005, 09:14 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Frankie

CURSE YOU IOWANIAN..IAN..IAN..IAN..IAN!!!
Little Buddy, its far too early in the day, to have your head so far in your butt that there is an echo. It can't be easy to get that spoon of Fruity pebbles to your mouth either.


Iowanian Posts must be like a Flame for a moth........You know it's eventually going to burn you, but you just can't help going to the light.
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Old 03-02-2005, 09:19 AM   #18
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Old 03-02-2005, 09:19 AM   #19
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to those that feel this ode was funny
snickering "iowanians ass crack's runny"

you might now just want to remind
yourself, how clean's your own behind?
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:15 PM   #20
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to those that feel this ode was funny
snickering "iowanians ass crack's runny"

you might now just want to remind
yourself, how clean's your own behind?
sec
I'll have you know, I do declare....
That I have on clean underwear.....

The reason why,is very clear....
I used some soap on my own rear....

I checked my legs, they were ok...
No matter as I don't wash them anyway....
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:19 PM   #21
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:20 PM   #22
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I'll have you know, I do declare....
That I have on clean underwear.....

The reason why,is very clear....
I used some soap on my own rear....

I checked my legs, they were ok...
No matter as I don't wash them anyway....

If you don't have a clean rear derriere
No one will stick their tongue near there

Therefore no one will toss your salad
Thus the end of our ballad.
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:21 PM   #23
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If you don't have a clean rear derriere
No one will stick their tongue near there

Therefore no one will toss your salad
Thus the end of our ballad.

That is wrong on so many levels....
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:27 PM   #24
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:40 PM   #25
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:40 PM   #26
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:42 PM   #27
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