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Old 07-25-2014, 04:57 PM  
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Dog Faints From 'Overwhelming Joy' Upon Seeing Owner After 2 Years
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:39 AM   #46
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Your parent's dog is either deaf/blind, a stupid asshole, or doesn't like you. With the barking, I'm leaning towards asshole.
I think she just has a bad memory.
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:45 AM   #47
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Cause she was a worthless owner who abandoned the dog.
I love my dog but being a dog owner sucks. I don't blame her
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Old 07-26-2014, 09:28 AM   #48
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she should be ashamed of herself for leaving that dog with her parents for 2 years

what a scumbag
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Old 07-26-2014, 09:35 AM   #49
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Your parent's dog is either deaf/blind, a stupid asshole, or doesn't like you. With the barking, I'm leaning towards asshole.
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:11 AM   #50
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I have had two dogs and they were worthless, they would bark and shit and run out in the street, one day the dog was dead in the yard and a guy put "sorry about your dog it ran out in the street and I smashed the sumbitch, here is the estimate on my bumper" Dogs suck balls.
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:42 AM   #51
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I have had two dogs and they were worthless, they would bark and shit and run out in the street, one day the dog was dead in the yard and a guy put "sorry about your dog it ran out in the street and I smashed the sumbitch, here is the estimate on my bumper" Dogs suck balls.
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Old 07-26-2014, 11:06 AM   #52
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I have had two dogs and they were worthless, they would bark and shit and run out in the street, one day the dog was dead in the yard and a guy put "sorry about your dog it ran out in the street and I smashed the sumbitch, here is the estimate on my bumper" Dogs suck balls.
There are no worthless dogs only worthless owners. I know your post was an attempt at humor, but it was a failed attempt.
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Old 07-26-2014, 11:34 AM   #53
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Old 07-26-2014, 11:37 AM   #54
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I have had two dogs and they were worthless, they would bark and shit and run out in the street, one day the dog was dead in the yard and a guy put "sorry about your dog it ran out in the street and I smashed the sumbitch, here is the estimate on my bumper" Dogs suck balls.
Sound like the rantings of a tard that is too dumb, and/or irresponsible to raise a dog.

Please do not have kids.

(I know it's trolling, people. Save the posts, harrdy harring, about getting trolled)
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Old 07-26-2014, 12:27 PM   #55
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There are no worthless dogs only worthless owners. I know your post was an attempt at humor, but it was a failed attempt.
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Old 07-26-2014, 12:33 PM   #56
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Old 07-26-2014, 12:56 PM   #57
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My schnauzer wasn't smart enough to avoid being hit by a car on his first jailbreak.
Sorry to hear that. I was lucky one time w/ my old dog, who was a standard schnauzer. He ran out because someone left our back gate unlatched and I guess the wind blew it wide open since it wasn't closed all the way and he got out one afternoon. All afternoon we went looking for him and couldn't find him for about 2 days. Then on that 2nd morning he showed up at the back door since we decided to leave the gate open in case he were to come back. He was wagging his tail panting dirtier than shit and smelled like ass. Bet he had himself a nice little adventure for a while. We always walked him around surrounding neighborhoods almost daily (as well as our own) within a couple/few mile radius so his "mark" was everywhere, every mailbox tree fire hydrant, etc. So I think by his smell as well as the general familiarity with the neighborhoods he was able to find his way back home. He was a very smart and intelligent dog. Very stubborn in his own right. Very alert dog, highly energetic and playful. Loved playing outside. Loved swimming in our pool. Could jump off the diving board on command.

Understood a huge vocabulary and had a good connection within the family. Great companion. Liked to wrestle and it used to sound like he wanted to tear you apart but at a flip of a switch could calm down and could cuddle with ya on the couch. Just a great companion. I miss him. He lived to be 15, had to put him down in 2006.
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Old 07-26-2014, 01:07 PM   #58
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Cause she was a worthless owner who abandoned the dog.
ahhahha come on man. It's a dog. A DOG.

The owner was just not supposed to take a job because they have a dog? GTFOH
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