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This Week's Important Florida News!
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Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head. Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go. Florida, I love you. You're just so fun! Story #1: Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far. Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports. The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges. On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays. According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him." The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14. Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school. http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392 Story #2: 'A' for effort? Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla. Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police. The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed. The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?" She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts. Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant. |
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X-rated classroom party gets teacher fired from Florida school
A South Florida teacher is out a job after throwing an after-school surprise birthday party in a classroom that featured sex toys and X-rated party favors, according to a report. Parents told WSVN-TV that the party at the Mater Lakes Academy charter school in Miami Wednesday exposed the students -- who were as young as 11 -- to sex-themed party favors. The mother of a young girl who was an attendee said the party was for a former male student, and when he walked into the classroom “they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it . . . ,” the station reported. She also said the party included a cake that was in the shape of the female form, according to the station. The station aired snippets of video shot at the party showing the hat and other sexual items. Students who were reported to be members of the school's dance team can be heard singing happy birthday. “You can’t even imagine,” said the mother, who is also a teacher, WSVN reported. “You know, I’ve raised my daughter the proper way and never taught her anything similar to that.” The woman told the station her daughter was extremely upset. “She couldn’t sleep last night. She woke up crying,” she said. “It hurts that she’s being taught this at the school where I trust she’s gonna be taken care of.” The teacher wasn’t identified. Mater Lakes Academy officials said the dance teacher had been fired, but wouldn’t say who brought in the X-rated party favors, the station said. They said in a statement, “Once we became aware of the situation, we addressed it immediately and have taken the appropriate measures and the individual has been dismissed,” the station reported. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/22...da-school.html
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Wow...New name for herb "Amazon Prime!"
It's safe to say marijuana is one of the things you can't order on Amazon. Tell that to the Orlando couple who received 65 pounds of weed in a recent shipment, reports local ABC affiliate WFTV. The couple, who WFTV said did not want to be identified for safety reasons, said they ordered plastic storage bins. They received the bins, but with the added bonus of 65 pounds of marijuana stuffed inside. "They were extremely heavy, heavier than you would think from ordering four empty bins," said one of the customers. Once they learned what was inside the bins, they contacted police. "When the first officer got here, she was in disbelief," the customer told WFTV. Sgt. Eduardo Bernal, public information officer with the Orlando Police Department, said they are cooperating with authorities in the state where the package shipped. WFTV reports the package was shipped from a facility in Massachusetts. Amazon said they will also work with police on the case. "Our customer service team worked directly with the customer to address concerns and will work with law enforcement to investigate the case, as needed," Amazon said in a statement. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...der/793580001/ |
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Wedding crasher spying on ‘boyfriend’ sparks massive bridesmaids brawl: cops
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Florida Woman on Horseback Charged With DUI
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I was going to post the same horse story. I say innocent.
It is a well proven tradition to let the horse find the way home while drunk. Had a relative that used it a lot.
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NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP)
Authorities say a naked Florida man burst into a woman's home, ran around inside and then tried on some of her clothes before he was arrested. Naked man runs into woman's home, tries on clothes Joseph Vaglica, 40, was arrested The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that 40-year-old Joseph Vaglica is charged with burglary with assault and is jailed on $25,000 bail. It was not immediately clear if he has a lawyer. Police say Vaglica entered the woman's home through the garage door and then ran through the kitchen acting irrationally. The woman ran to her stepson's house next door and called 911. Investigators say Vaglica went into a bedroom and tried on the woman's clothes and then ran back outside toward the stepson's house. He was rolling in the yard when police arrived. Court records show Vaglica has numerous previous arrests. http://m.baynews9.com/content/mobile...d_man_run.html
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Ah....we have fresh Florida news...good sign for Sunday, Y'all....
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed. Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida, police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon. “A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it,” said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. “She definitely wasn’t fully acting normal.” Pettis told the Northwest Florida Daily News the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up. “We loaded her up with fluids to help flush out any alcohol toxins,” Pettis said. “She was good a couple of days later.” Pettis says the opossum did not appear to have a hangover. The store owner, Cash Moore, says he never had an opossum break in before. “She came in from the outside and was up in the rafters, and when she came through she knocked a bottle of liquor off the shelf,” Moore said. “When she got down on the floor she drank the whole damn bottle.” “But it just goes to show that even the animals are impressed with Cash’s,” he said. The animal was released on Thursday. https://apnews.com/1043773b5ea44e9ca9506a0632fc3eac |
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