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Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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01-21-2016, 11:25 PM | #49 |
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The bubble guts are no ****ing joke. I'm in some serious pain over here.
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01-21-2016, 11:27 PM | #50 |
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I know the 1 dollar crunchwrap sliders from Taco Bell are tempting next time say no
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01-21-2016, 11:38 PM | #51 |
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01-21-2016, 11:40 PM | #52 |
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Well I'm praying for ya....
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01-22-2016, 03:10 AM | #53 |
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I had to run an errand tonight and I stopped by the local 7/11 to pick up a few things. I got out of my car and there was a couple standing by the big cement ashcan. It was a boy and girl in their early 20's. I had never seen them before. We had this very short conversation as I walked by them:
Him: Hey, did you hear about the monkeys? Me: What monkeys? Him: Two monkeys escaped from the Sacramento zoo. Me: Meh. Well that's over two hours South of here. And that's if the monkeys can drive. Him. Yeah. True. I went on in and got my stuff. They were gone when I came out, I continued on with my errand. A few minutes later it struck me that this was a very odd conversation. Especially with someone that I'd never met before. |
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01-22-2016, 03:14 AM | #54 |
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On a whim I ate a package of corn on the cob last week. It was four of them split into eight pieces. I ate the entire package because I was craving them. The next day I shit something that looked like a very well made beef stew. Smelled horrible though.
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01-22-2016, 12:33 PM | #55 |
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So for the last few months a certain credit card company has been sending me applications in the mail. Seven in the last three months. I got one today that tells you to go to their site and punch your info in. So I went online and I put "Unemployed Cocksmith" under occupation thinking that would be the end of it. I was just approved for a 2K starting credit line and the card should arrive in seven to ten days. Son of a bitch.
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01-22-2016, 12:35 PM | #56 |
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Also I ate another package of corn today. Damn, I am getting way too into corn for some reason.
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01-22-2016, 12:36 PM | #57 |
Life is changing..
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I'm sick, and it ****ing sucks.
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01-22-2016, 04:11 PM | #58 |
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Not watching the Cheater bowl this weekend and damn fine with that decision
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01-22-2016, 06:32 PM | #60 |
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My daughter says corn is in EVERYTHING. My wife says corn is bad for your colon. I love corn on the cob, but damn I hate picking it out of my teeth for days. You ever had deep fried corn on the cob? There used to be a restaraunt called Black Eyed Pea in St Louis, they had some bomb ass fried corn on the cob. Was coated in seasonings. Damn I'm hungry.
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