Science Don't Use Gummy Bears as a Sex Aid! - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 04-11-2014, 12:03 PM

OUCH. Yikes!

http://tinyurl.com/lrqo2uq

A couple had a serious problem when they attempted to use a giant gummy bear as a sex toy.

On the ever-growing list of things that shouldn't be attempted, add using melted gummy bears as a sex toy.

A couple in Clarksville, Tenn., known only as "Michael" and "Josi" made that gooey mistake and suffered terrible sugar burns.

The not-so-sweet sexual encounter happened in March 2011. Now, with the help of lookalike actors who recreated this moment of sweet love, they are sharing their story. The duo will appear on the April 12th season premiere of the TLC series "Sex Sent Me To The E.R.." Hopefully, other candy-loving couples will learn from their error.

The incident began when Michael, 25, gave Josi a giant gummy bear. The gift inspired her to get kinky with the candy.

"You know what'd be hot? Let's eat this gummy off me," she remembers telling Michael. "Oh! Let's melt it and eat it off me. Yeah, that'd be a super hot idea."

TLC declined to provide the couple's full names "so as to maintain some level of privacy for them," a statement said.

Ever the supportive lover, Michael tied Josi, 24, to the headboard of the bed and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave.

"I'm waiting all excited [thinking], 'This is gonna be so much fun,'" he remembers.

Michael cut off the head of the giant gummy bear and nuked it in the microwave. Then he ran upstairs with the bowl of hot gummy goo, which he then drizzled on Josi's chest.

At first, she thought the warm melted candy pleased her. But unlike candle wax, it didn't start cooling the moment it touched her skin.

"My chest was on fire," she said.

Michael tried to help her by licking the liquid goo from her chest with equally bad results.

"Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire," he said.

Despite the miserable experience, the couple obviously managed to survive.

In fact, they plan on having a huge party at their house when the show airs Saturday night, according to the Tennessean.

Their heated encounter with a melted gummy bear hasn't dulled their sex life, but Josi tells the paper, "we stay away from hot things."

Psyko Tek · 04-11-2014, 08:19 PM

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Abba-Dabba · 04-12-2014, 01:34 AM

Looks yum.

RippedmyFlesh · 04-12-2014, 02:00 AM

Next time

**J Diddy** · 04-12-2014, 06:21 AM

Who knew that using a nuclear decapitated gummy bear head would be a bad idea?

IMO, when the woman is saying "hey this is burning the shit out of me," that's a pretty good clue that it'll burn your tongue as well. The best thing to do at that point is to get a cold washcloth, minimize the damage, and try the freaky sex thing in a little bit.

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gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Don't Use Gummy Bears as a Sex Aid! OUCH. Yikes! http://tinyurl.com/lrqo2uq A couple had a serious problem when they attempted to use a giant gummy bear as a sex toy. On the ever-growing list of things that shouldn't be attempted, add using melted gummy bears as a sex toy. A couple in Clarksville, Tenn., known only as "Michael" and "Josi" made that gooey mistake and suffered terrible sugar burns. The not-so-sweet sexual encounter happened in March 2011. Now, with the help of lookalike actors who recreated this moment of sweet love, they are sharing their story. The duo will appear on the April 12th season premiere of the TLC series "Sex Sent Me To The E.R.." Hopefully, other candy-loving couples will learn from their error. The incident began when Michael, 25, gave Josi a giant gummy bear. The gift inspired her to get kinky with the candy. "You know what'd be hot? Let's eat this gummy off me," she remembers telling Michael. "Oh! Let's melt it and eat it off me. Yeah, that'd be a super hot idea." TLC declined to provide the couple's full names "so as to maintain some level of privacy for them," a statement said. Ever the supportive lover, Michael tied Josi, 24, to the headboard of the bed and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave. "I'm waiting all excited [thinking], 'This is gonna be so much fun,'" he remembers. Michael cut off the head of the giant gummy bear and nuked it in the microwave. Then he ran upstairs with the bowl of hot gummy goo, which he then drizzled on Josi's chest. At first, she thought the warm melted candy pleased her. But unlike candle wax, it didn't start cooling the moment it touched her skin. "My chest was on fire," she said. Michael tried to help her by licking the liquid goo from her chest with equally bad results. "Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire," he said. Despite the miserable experience, the couple obviously managed to survive. In fact, they plan on having a huge party at their house when the show airs Saturday night, according to the Tennessean. Their heated encounter with a melted gummy bear hasn't dulled their sex life, but Josi tells the paper, "we stay away from hot things."
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Abba-Dabba MVP Join Date: May 2001 Casino cash: $4502970	Looks yum.
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J Diddy Don't Be A Dick Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $6927192	Who knew that using a nuclear decapitated gummy bear head would be a bad idea? IMO, when the woman is saying "hey this is burning the shit out of me," that's a pretty good clue that it'll burn your tongue as well. The best thing to do at that point is to get a cold washcloth, minimize the damage, and try the freaky sex thing in a little bit.
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