Hitler escaped his Berlin bunker and died in South America in 1984 aged 95

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Fuhrer 'fled to Argentina and then Paraguay before settling in Brazil'

Hunted for treasure with a map given to him by Vatican allies, book claims

Author Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias claims fascist actually died aged 95

Claims he had a black girlfriend to disguise his fascist background

Says her suspicions increased after she photoshopped a moustache onto the grainy picture and compared it to photos of the Fuhrer

He is believed to have died after shooting himself in a Berlin bunker in 1945 when he realised Germany had lost World War II.

But a startling new book claims Adolf Hitler actually escaped his hideout and died incognito in 1984 in a small town near Brazil's border with Bolivia - and it can be proved by a picture.

Not only that, but the author believes the Fuhrer fled to Argentina and then Paraguay before settling in the Brazilian state of Mato Grosso to hunt for buried treasure - with a map given to him by Vatican allies, according to its author.

As part of his elaborate ruse to escape detection, he also had a relationship with a black woman called Cutinga, which was meant to prove that he could not be the dictator who hated anyone who did not fit his Aryan ideal, the book claims.

Post-graduate student Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias has outlined her bizarre theory, claiming the fascist actually died aged 95.

The book, titled 'Hitler in Brazil - His Life and His Death', challenges the accepted view that the dictator shot himself in his Berlin bunker on April 30 1945.

She claims he may have lived as Adolf Leipzig in the small town of Nossa Senhora do Livramento, 30 miles from the state capital Cuiaba.

Simoni, a Brazilian who comes from Cuiaba, says Leipzig was known locally as the 'Old German.'

Simoni is now planning to use DNA tests using a relative of Hitler living in Israel, after been given permission to exhume Adolf Leipzig's remains from his alleged final resting place in Nossa Senhora do Livramento.

The journalism student has linked the Fuhrer's alleged arrival in the area to a Vatican offer of ownership rights over buried Jesuit treasure in a cave near his adopted home.

She says her suspicions about Adolf Leipzig increased after she photoshopped a moustache on to the grainy picture she obtained of him and compared it to photos of the Nazi leader.

According to Simoni, an unidentified Polish nun recognised an elderly man due to have an op at a hospital in Cuiaba in the early eighties as Hitler and demanded he leave - but was reprimanded by a superior who claimed he was there on Vatican orders.

Academics in Brazil have also rubbished the theory Hitler lived and died in Nossa Senhora do Livramento.

Candido Moreira Rodrigues, a history professor at Mato Grosso's Federal University said: 'There's nothing new in people who claim to be historians coming up with the most far-reaching theories about Hitler supposedly living in south America and subsequently dying in one of the countries in this region.'

Ten of thousands of Nazis escaped after the war, including the notorious Adolf Eichmann and Josef Mengele.

Investigators probing Hitler's demise were hampered by the lack of any physical evidence for his death.

Fantasists were given added ammunition he didn't die in his Berlin bunker when 2009 DNA tests on skull fragments found near the bunker, believed to be his, turned out to belong to a woman.

Rochus Misch, a former bodyguard of Adolf Hitler who has been named as the last man to see the Fuhrer alive during his final hours in Germany, died last September aged 96.

Misch, who lived with Hitler and his mistress in their underground refuge as the allies closed in, told before his death he saw Hitler slumped with his head on the table after hearing a gunshot behind his closed door.

Originally Posted by Dayze

I would. I love to see ideas come crashing down. like if they found out somehow that the bible was pure fiction. I'd love to sit back and watch that one.

You and Dave Lane could have a party.

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

I'd trade a playoff loss like we had to watch Denver get a total ass raping in the SB like they did every year

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

EVERY YEAR

[jallmon]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

EVERY YEAR

[Dayze]

or something coming out as concrete evidence of some conspiracy being 100% true.

I'd probably take a week off, sit in my underwear, and drink JD and coke while watching the 'news'.

JFK Assassination
911 Inside Job
US Presidential elections rigged
CIA sponsored domestic terrorism

I think those would be a good start lol

[cosmo20002]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

EVERY YEAR

Not sure if serious.
You would rather the donks reach the SB and then get their asses kicked than have the Chiefs win a playoff game?