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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
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They'd like that
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MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Next time I'm coming to your house, I'm totally pretending to be a Mormon.
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Baba Ganoush
Join Date: Jan 2012
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I opened the door one time (slapped some clear eyes into my eyes for some effect) and answers the door.
D bag on a bike: how's your day sir Me: *sniff sniff* uh ok uh just found out my mom and dad divorced *sniff sniff* D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry to hear that sir, is there anything we can do to help Me: *sniff sniff* no there's nothing I told my brother he was going to get caught but didn't listen to me. He caught him and now they both hate each other I don't have any family D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry, we're all family sir. You're welcome to be a part of our family Me: *sniff sniff* do you have a sister brother? D bag on a bike: you have a good day sir, hope everything is okay and gets resolved. |
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Starter
Join Date: Jan 2013
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what if andy reid knocks at your door??? he's a mormon too.
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Supporter
Join Date: Jul 2011
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You obviously didn't scare them enough the first time around. There aren't many mormons around here but I have ran off plenty of preachers in my time. For hire. Just sayin~
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Don't Tease Me
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: KS
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Mitt is out of work and needs something to do. Try to be kind...
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
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And people wonder why I have a copy of the Necronomicon lying around...
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Fantastic Planeteer
Join Date: Oct 2006
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When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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Every time they say Mormon, correct them and tell them that it's pronounced Muslim.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Bet you wouldn't think it was so funny if it wasn't one of those guys at the door but it was the cockroach in the Orkin commercials
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pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Tell them you only want to join the Warren Jeffs sect that lets you **** multiple underage girls.
Then slam the door in his face as he stammers out that that is no longer officially sanctioned. |
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