Poop What's the WORST that you've had to shit? - Page 2

teedubya · 11-25-2015, 09:55 AM

We need a good shit thread around here.

I've just had my personal worst. I'm currently in Romania and I can speak very little Romanian... none of the places that I went into would let me use their toilet... I had to do the turd-turtle walk of shame for about 1.5 miles back to the hotel, with super clenched muscles, while praying to the poop God. I barely made it back to my hotel room... and I shat a good 2 pounds worth.

I almost didn't make it multiple times. I had to do some lamase breathing to keep the beast within the confines of my colon.

And so this was a memorable life moment, one too shitty to post on Facebook, however perfect for CP.

What's the worst you had to shit? And did you make it to the toilet or nah?

11-25-2015, 09:55 AM	Topic Starter
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9480002	What's the WORST that you've had to shit? We need a good shit thread around here. I've just had my personal worst. I'm currently in Romania and I can speak very little Romanian... none of the places that I went into would let me use their toilet... I had to do the turd-turtle walk of shame for about 1.5 miles back to the hotel, with super clenched muscles, while praying to the poop God. I barely made it back to my hotel room... and I shat a good 2 pounds worth. I almost didn't make it multiple times. I had to do some lamase breathing to keep the beast within the confines of my colon. And so this was a memorable life moment, one too shitty to post on Facebook, however perfect for CP. What's the worst you had to shit? And did you make it to the toilet or nah?
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