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02-12-2013, 03:33 PM | #11 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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His wife said "honey let's go on a cruise"
We'll eat buffet shrimp and over-priced booze. We'll nap in the sun and I'll spit shine your pecker now the cruise ship is broken in need of a wrecker The bathrooms not working too well any more and we sit in our economy cabin, the temp 104 The food is all gone the water dried up now our stunning vacation turned into 2 girls and 1 cup. The nude deck disgusting, legs getting hairy duck dynasty bearded bikini lines scary Our cell phones are dead, no outgoing calls At least there is bean dip that runs down the walls? Always the optimist, the good I will find to see positive news, even when in a bind. Should a jelly fish sting ruin our bliss At least there's no shortage, of medicinal piss. We could be on a beach in Hawaii where we tent camp and rough it but now our cruise ship has turned into 4000 people, 1 bucket. 5 days of romance without showers, now your cooter is rotten. This trip....your idea that won't be forgotten. Last edited by Iowanian; 02-12-2013 at 06:51 PM.. |
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