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Old 04-11-2016, 07:15 PM  
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I am moving to the suburbs. What do I need to know?

So my wife and I are urban yuppies and have lived in some sort of urban core / downtown for over 10 years now. We have just purchased a very nice home in Lenexa, KS and are leaving our loft in the River Market for a bigger yard (or just a yard, period), more square footage, and more rare police sirens and gunshots. We are anticipating children in the next few years, which is the main reason for our move.

What do I need to know? How do I make my grass look good? What do I need to do to my wardrobe so that I fit in with all of the other dads? What is the best lawnmower? What's the best brand of pool table? What do I do when I've had too much to drink and can't drive home? What time do I need to stop being loud on my deck and go to bed? Where can I get a legit beard trim and haircut by a real barber? Where is the best place to get a latte? How do I handle my road rage during a long commute?

Thanks in advance, old white dudes.
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Old 04-12-2016, 02:01 PM   #121
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Whenever I go to the suburbs, I'm always amazed at the number of children in the yards and the number of RVs/boats/jet skis in the driveway. No one in my neighborhood has either of those things, other than one guy who parks his RV in the local park at nights and I think does perverse things in it.
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Old 04-12-2016, 02:32 PM   #122
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I told my wife you guys suggested getting a dog.

She said, "I already have 2."

We only have one dog.

This is what I live with.
Once you have kids, she'll probably upgrade you to kid status.
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Old 04-12-2016, 04:24 PM   #123
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Old 04-12-2016, 04:44 PM   #124
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Only if you're like Dane and decide to have them when you're 50.
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Old 04-12-2016, 04:49 PM   #125
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Only if you're like Dane and decide to have them when you're 50.
Hey, I wasn't 50!

I had one at age 42 and the other at age 47.

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Old 04-12-2016, 04:57 PM   #126
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Hey, I wasn't 50!

I had one at age 42 and the other at age 47.

When I was 47 I wasn't nearly mature enough to have children.
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Old 04-12-2016, 04:59 PM   #127
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:15 PM   #128
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This is probably what has me most excited:



I've never had a mancave.
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:19 PM   #129
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I've never had a mancave.
You're having kids.

That's a kids cave. Complete with crayon and spilled food covering your nice couches and chairs.

Enjoy.
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:26 PM   #130
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I've never had a mancave.
Chiefs or Royals mural in the man cave.
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:26 PM   #131
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You're having kids.

That's a kids cave. Complete with crayon and spilled food covering your nice couches and chairs.

Enjoy.
I'm having kids in the FUTURE. Nothing on the near radar. I don't even know if I CAN have kids yet, haha.
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:26 PM   #132
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:27 PM   #133
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:31 PM   #134
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