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Old 11-28-2013, 10:35 AM  
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-- Who else is constipated?
Real life issues this morning.

Lots of repercussions from the beef and jalapeno nachos (Los Bravos) enjoyed after my shopping venture, last night.

Lower cramping, burning anus 'incomplete' shits.

This is bullshit I don't need - on the day that I love to eat.


Who else is constipated today?
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Old 11-28-2013, 12:12 PM   #31
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My crazy pills make me constipated. Not to the severity of yours. Only poo a few pebbles every couple of days. Hope yours gets better.
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:16 PM   #32
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:21 PM   #33
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Real life issues this morning.

Lot's of repercussions from the beef and jalapeno nachos (Los Bravos) enjoyed after my shopping venture, last night.

Lower cramping, burning anus 'incomplete' shits.

This is bullshit I don't need - on the day that I love to eat.


Who else is constipated today?
Wow, that sounds good, except for the ass bleeding part.
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:24 PM   #34
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I'm watching 'Ray' the movie, my ass burns, and I can't stop pissing from the extra coffee I've enjoyed today.
That's not constipation - that's the piss-$3its. It's butt-puking.

You've eaten more hot than your colon can tolerate. It'll keep flushing any solid or liquid until you down some liquid pepto and aspirin.
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:25 PM   #35
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Real life issues this morning.

Lot's of repercussions from the beef and jalapeno nachos (Los Bravos) enjoyed after my shopping venture, last night.

Lower cramping, burning anus 'incomplete' shits.

This is bullshit I don't need - on the day that I love to eat.


Who else is constipated today?
This just calls for MOAR GRAVIES on the poh-tay-toes.
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:25 PM   #36
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:29 PM   #37
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Did SR have more than 0.25 inches of chocolate rain?...
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:29 PM   #38
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Did SR have more than 0.25 inches of chocolate rain?...
I'm not going Johnny on the Spot to check it out, that's for sure.
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:54 PM   #39
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I took a laxative and the following morning had to give myself an enema prior to having surgery on my hemmorhoids. You wouldn't BELIEVE how much crap is in the human body- it just kept shooting out. I would guess over two pounds, and I've never had my guts feel like that before.
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