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Old 11-04-2014, 07:36 PM  
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HEY SORTER!! (and SULLY)

Is there any way you guys can learn us some football?

I respect, admire and am totally green with envy y'all's knowledge of football defenses and offenses and the structuring of the plays and such.

My personal playing experience pinnacle is the sandlot with neighborhood kids where the greatest play ever called was "EVERYBODY GO OUT FOR A PASS!!!!"

I am the epitome of the armchair fan watching a game that has no idea what he is looking at. But I still dig the hell out of it.

I'm too old and creepy to attend a football for girls class, so is there anywhere to get started like a football for dummies path to follow?

The Jets playbook is kind of useless to me at this point. I'm looking for the cue-cards being held a little lower.

You guys could probably organize some seminars and get tons of us mopes here to sign up. I'd like to sit in the front row.

Enlighten us, wise ones, please.

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Old 11-15-2014, 09:40 AM   #91
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People just lap it up. It's pretty sad.
Let's shit directly in his mouth.
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Old 11-15-2014, 10:14 AM   #92
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People just lap it up. It's pretty sad.
You mean more than one person broke down a route combo/coverage? This is unheard of!!!!!

Also, I'm not seeing the San Diego breakdown in that obviously plagurized article.
They mention it, but obviously Sort found the film and broke it down.
Nothing fraudulent about that in the slightest.
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Old 11-15-2014, 10:36 AM   #93
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You guys really think he just comes up with this shit himself? He's a total fraud and is full of shit. Sorter is the king of plagiarism. Just google "vertical switch release." He could have just posted some links.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/09/23/all...os-final-drive

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Old 11-15-2014, 10:47 AM   #94
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Hi Blackbob. I hadn't seen that article until you posted it. I wish I would have though, would have saved me a lot of time although I like my pictures better. Interesting they didn't mention the Jags game that I did. Poor fraud attempt on my part.



Anyways, the board just permabanned someone who like yourself, threatened legal action against Chiefsplanet (they weren't as creepy as you though Bob, don't worry). Enjoy your stay, because I doubt it will be long.
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Old 11-15-2014, 10:57 AM   #95
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Hi Blackbob. I hadn't seen that article until you posted it. I wish I would have though, would have saved me a lot of time although I like my pictures better. Interesting they didn't mention the Jags game that I did. Poor fraud attempt on my part.



Anyways, the board just permabanned someone who like yourself, threatened legal action against Chiefsplanet (they weren't as creepy as you though Bob, don't worry). Enjoy your stay, because I doubt it will be long.
Get yo popcorn ready!
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Old 11-15-2014, 11:12 AM   #96
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Cool stuff! Now my head hurts though...
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Old 11-15-2014, 01:12 PM   #97
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He's got a point!
Every time Sorter takes a shit he flushes more football knowledge than is possesed by ninety percent of the general public...
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Old 11-15-2014, 01:44 PM   #98
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Cutups of Baltimores fronts from 2005. I'll post the Mike Pettine PP/more Jets PB stuff if wanted. Most of the stuff carries over (Rex was the DC then at Baltimore), so you should see a bunch of the stuff we've talked about previously.


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Old 11-15-2014, 01:47 PM   #99
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People basically accepted you back, you take a leave of absence for a while and then come back shitting on a favored poster

Some people you just cant reach...
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Old 11-15-2014, 02:12 PM   #100
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I hesitate to ask what he's eating...
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Old 11-15-2014, 03:02 PM   #101
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Old 11-21-2014, 09:12 PM   #103
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Anything in particular someone wants for a Broncos/Chiefs breakdown? Donks O, Donks D, Chiefs O, Chiefs D, run game, redzone, Peyton Manning on 3rd down, etc?
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Old 11-21-2014, 10:36 PM   #104
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Old 11-21-2014, 11:40 PM   #105
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I appreciate everyone keeping this thing going.

I got the parts today that I hope will bring my REAL laptop back to life. When I get it going again I need to pore over those links Sully provided, and learn a whole lot more about what I'm looking at when I'm watching football.

I have also been busy with chord inversions, substitutions, alterations and embellishments. Jazz guitar sounds way too sweet to be such a dangling dingleberry. Wes Montgomery doesn't inspire me, he makes me want to burn all my instruments and just give the **** up.

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