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04-28-2017, 03:07 PM | #16 |
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If I gave you ten bucks, would you go do your business on a particular person's doorstep? There's no reason that you shouldn't make a little money off of this.
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04-28-2017, 03:09 PM | #17 |
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Quit being a pussy
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04-28-2017, 03:12 PM | #18 |
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04-28-2017, 03:59 PM | #19 |
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04-28-2017, 04:10 PM | #20 |
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Drink plenty of Mylanta and have a box of baby wipes next to your toilet.
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04-28-2017, 04:55 PM | #21 |
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I got food poisoning once from eating a half-cooked burger in Pattaya Beach, Thailand. It hit me in about 30 minutes. Thought it was the meat sweats at first, but it soon escalated to shitting and puking everywhere. I got so sick the doctors basically kept me asleep for three days, and it wasn't until a week later that I stopped considering drinking antifreeze. In retrospect, eating bloody mystery meat in Pattaya Beach was probably a bad idea, but we had just came from midget kickboxing/gross sex show so we were feeling adventurous. I hope you feel better man.
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04-28-2017, 05:22 PM | #22 |
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04-28-2017, 05:25 PM | #23 |
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Thanks guys for your humorous and tips. I've been laying down in the same spot since 3 ****ing a.m... currently 4:25 pm. I am feeling better.. my shits was basically just hot liquid out of the ass...
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04-28-2017, 05:48 PM | #24 |
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04-28-2017, 05:51 PM | #25 |
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Don't take immodium, let that stuff flush out. Gatorade works well
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04-28-2017, 09:27 PM | #26 |
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04-28-2017, 09:35 PM | #27 |
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Water, saltine crackers, lightly buttered toast, 7UP, pepto. The classics.
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04-28-2017, 09:41 PM | #28 |
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Treat it like a hangover.
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04-28-2017, 09:42 PM | #29 |
I'm with the banned.
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Many sips of liquid rather than fewer gulps. Don't fill up, but stay steadily hydrated.
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04-28-2017, 10:49 PM | #30 |
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Time, water and avoid death wings.
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