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04-28-2017, 04:13 PM | #31 |
Keepin it Real
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Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
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04-28-2017, 04:59 PM | #33 |
Politically Incorrect
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04-28-2017, 05:25 PM | #34 |
"Think BOOM!"
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I could tell you, but... well, you know.
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04-28-2017, 05:54 PM | #35 |
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Had a three hour conversation with a self-made billionaire while trying to pitch a venture capital deal. Most of that conversation was him reminiscing with the primary founder of my company since they were classmates (who didn't know one another) at the same foreign college.
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04-28-2017, 05:54 PM | #36 |
Someone pass the antifreeze
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04-28-2017, 05:55 PM | #37 |
The pizza king of kansas
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Fingerbang and then give oral to a stripper.
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04-28-2017, 06:45 PM | #38 |
It was not a fair catch
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I teach 8th grade. I set my demo table on fire once. I also go on the roof a few times a year. (without kids)
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04-28-2017, 07:14 PM | #39 |
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04-28-2017, 07:29 PM | #40 |
Fish are scared of me
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I jerked off my neighbors dog while they were on vacation.
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04-28-2017, 07:33 PM | #41 |
Shit
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Went to a ten million dollar (estimated and not by me) wedding.
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04-28-2017, 07:34 PM | #42 |
It was not a fair catch
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04-28-2017, 07:48 PM | #43 |
Hotlanta, c'mon down!!
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burst engaged
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04-28-2017, 08:19 PM | #44 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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So you worked on cars at a wedding?
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04-28-2017, 08:25 PM | #45 |
Shit
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