****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by frazod

The game where Missouri fumbled on its first possession, gave up two scoring drives to its season-opening KUpcake, then missed an extra point and a short field goal.

What game are you watching, clown?

I guess I will reserve judgment on the game till the end...was I ticked off that they took this cupcake team too lightly..yeah. But it seems they have now kicked it in.

[KcMizzou]

Nice. Mizzou really taking over now.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Mosbonian

I guess I will reserve judgment on the game till the end...was I ticked off that they took this cupcake team too lightly..yeah. But it seems they have now kicked it in.

Or, you could be like Shitt Gorilla and wait until the team's up by a couple of scores then criticize a post from earlier in the game when they were trailing.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by frazod

Or, you could be like Shitt Gorilla and wait until the team's up by a couple of scores then criticize a post from earlier in the game when they were trailing.

First time I read through the thread. I simply don't understand the need to bitch during the beginning of the first game.

[BryanBusby]

If we can take anything from this game, it at least looks like Franklins rough season in 2012 is behind him. Thank god

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

First time I read through the thread. I simply don't understand the need to bitch during the beginning of the first game.

I don't see any problem with bitching about absolutely sloppy football, which is what they were doing for most of the first half.

[Pepe Silvia]

MU can somewhat survive a shaky D if they force turnovers like they have tonight.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

MU can somewhat survive a shaky D if they force turnovers like they have tonight.

Not gonna happen. I don't understand the love our DL gets. It's filled with undersized non-athletes and athletic underachievers (Kony Ealy). It's going to get absolutely raped by SEC OLs w/o Sheldon to wreak havoc.

[Frazod]

WOOHOO JOSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BryanBusby]

goddamn Josey

[Pitt Gorilla]

Josey=Fast

[Pepe Silvia]

Josey.

[Trevo_410]

JOSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
**** dem redlegged pussy farts

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Not gonna happen. I don't understand the love our DL gets. It's filled with undersized non-athletes and athletic underachievers (Kony Ealy). It's going to get absolutely raped by SEC OLs w/o Sheldon to wreak havoc.

I don't disagree with that.

[Trevo_410]

truman slacking on them push ups

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Welcome back, Henry