ChiefsPlanet The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is... - Page 49

**RealSNR** · 08:07 PM

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
~~mac459~~ (withdrawn)
~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd)
~~temper11~~ (KO'd)

Hootie · 02-12-2015, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

Well this thread turned out nice.

anytime Bufkin gets any sort of momentum I'm just going to remind everyone his stance on child molestation and hopefully the momentum halts

remember ChiefsPlanet

a positive reputation for Bufkin is like violating a child emotionally and physically for not being able to read well!

...as a very proud uncle people like Bufkin SICKEN me

Just disgusting.

Hootie · 02-12-2015, 05:38 PM

I was banned for saying I had a best friend who stuck his three fingers up his kid's butt every time they brought home a bad grade ... and then I described the size of my friend (6'4" 250) because I wanted everyone to understand that he was a thick fingered man ... but then I said I was joking but I was banned anyways

****ing hypocrites

**Bufkin** · 02-12-2015, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

anytime Bufkin gets any sort of momentum I'm just going to remind everyone his stance on child molestation and hopefully the momentum halts

remember ChiefsPlanet

a positive reputation for Bufkin is like violating a child emotionally and physically for not being able to read well!

...as a very proud uncle people like Bufkin SICKEN me

Just disgusting.

You just changed the quote. Post the screenshot. I have it too.

And yeah, I joked about child molestation. I also apologized for it.

Why were you banned?

**Bufkin** · 02-12-2015, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I was banned for saying I had a best friend who stuck his three fingers up his kid's butt every time they brought home a bad grade ... and then I described the size of my friend (6'4" 250) because I wanted everyone to understand that he was a thick fingered man ... but then I said I was joking but I was banned anyways

****ing hypocrites

Why were you really banned?

Hootie · 02-12-2015, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

You changed the quote, congratulations.

no

I archived it with a screen shot

that was an exact quote

exact

to the t

condoning child molestation!? Just ... eww. You make racists look like saints! Shameful

Hootie · 02-12-2015, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

You just changed the quote. Post the screenshot. I have it too.

And yeah, I joked about child molestation. I also apologized for it.

Why were you banned?

you post yours, first

I don't have to prove anything ... I wasn't the one that deleted the post.

Post it and prove me wrong.

**Bufkin** · 02-12-2015, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

no

I archived it with a screen shot

that was an exact quote

exact

to the t

condoning child molestation!? Just ... eww. You make racists look like saints! Shameful

Post the screenshot then pussy.

Hootie · 02-12-2015, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Post the screenshot then pussy.

Why should I?

I am reading it right here ... word for word. You post yours to prove your innocence. Everyone already knows you're guilty. Let's see the one you took a screen shot of and then I'll show you the real one (the one I have)

Hootie · 02-12-2015, 05:42 PM

I was banned for calling billay a douche when I was on a short leash. In fairness, he was really acting like a douche that day.

Hootie · 02-12-2015, 05:44 PM

I do have a little dinner date tonight (no, not with your best friend child molesting roommate)...so I have better things to be doing right now...

well, in fairness, anything would be better than conversing with a person who condones child rape ... good riddance

...ChiefsPlanet, please ... remember ... if you vote for this guy, you're voting for child rape. Do you really want to be on a board that condones such grotesque behavior?

Think about that the next time you posirep Bufkin. Just, sad, really. Just gross. Who could do that to a kid?

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-12-2015, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Hey, after all my shenanigans in the pats thread yesterday....

Was to draw him out brah. Keep up the good work and you may yet earn the bounty of rep.

**digger** · 02-12-2015, 06:09 PM

PizzaDoughz must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7

Coochie Liquor must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7

Bufkin has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership. 17

It's almost over now.

Coochie liquor · 02-12-2015, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digger

PizzaDoughz must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7

Coochie Liquor must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7

Bufkin has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership. 17

It's almost over now.

The end is nigh. Although Pizza may last a while with only 8 posts you can rep either way.

**alnorth** · 02-12-2015, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digger

PizzaDoughz must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7

Coochie Liquor must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7

Bufkin has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership. 17

It's almost over now.

How do you know the ranking and order of the various levels? Is it posted somewhere?

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-12-2015, 06:17 PM

Go out with a bang

02-05-2015, 04:27 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2210208	The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is... (UPDATE 02/10/15: The ening has begun.) Deathmatch. This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion. Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl. From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs. This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so. The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete. General rules and guidelines: 1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure. 2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you. 3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year. 4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares. 5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible. 6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy THE FIGHTERS: Bufkin PizzaDoughz ~~mac459~~ (withdrawn) ~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd) ~~temper11~~ (KO'd) Last edited by RealSNR; 02-12-2015 at 08:07 PM..
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02-12-2015, 05:38 PM	#722
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I was banned for saying I had a best friend who stuck his three fingers up his kid's butt every time they brought home a bad grade ... and then I described the size of my friend (6'4" 250) because I wanted everyone to understand that he was a thick fingered man ... but then I said I was joking but I was banned anyways ****ing hypocrites
Posts: 56,356

02-12-2015, 05:42 PM	#729
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I was banned for calling billay a douche when I was on a short leash. In fairness, he was really acting like a douche that day.
Posts: 56,356

02-12-2015, 05:44 PM	#730
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I do have a little dinner date tonight (no, not with your best friend child molesting roommate)...so I have better things to be doing right now... well, in fairness, anything would be better than conversing with a person who condones child rape ... good riddance ...ChiefsPlanet, please ... remember ... if you vote for this guy, you're voting for child rape. Do you really want to be on a board that condones such grotesque behavior? Think about that the next time you posirep Bufkin. Just, sad, really. Just gross. Who could do that to a kid?
Posts: 56,356

02-12-2015, 06:09 PM	#732
digger Thread I will end you....... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kansas City, KS Casino cash: $1672608 VARSITY	PizzaDoughz must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7 Coochie Liquor must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7 Bufkin has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership. 17 It's almost over now. __________________ Patrick Mahomes II MVP 2X Super Bowl MVP 3x Travis Kelce TE GOAT
Posts: 8,901

02-12-2015, 06:17 PM	#735
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $3828880	Go out with a bang __________________ **Official TFWdemB Trivia Commisioner**
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