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View Poll Results: What's the worst state in which to be in prison? | |||
Alaska or Hawaii | 3 | 6.00% | |
Washington or Oregon | 0 | 0% | |
California or Nevada | 14 | 28.00% | |
Arizona or New Mexico | 1 | 2.00% | |
Utah or Colorado | 1 | 2.00% | |
Idaho or Montana | 0 | 0% | |
North Dakota or South Dakota | 1 | 2.00% | |
Wyoming or Nebraska | 1 | 2.00% | |
Kansas or Oklahoma | 2 | 4.00% | |
Texas or Louisiana | 13 | 26.00% | |
Arkansas or Tennessee | 0 | 0% | |
Mississippi or Alabama | 5 | 10.00% | |
Florida or Georgia | 0 | 0% | |
South Carolina or North Carolina | 0 | 0% | |
Missouri or Iowa | 3 | 6.00% | |
Minnesota or Wisconsin | 0 | 0% | |
Illinois or Indiana | 1 | 2.00% | |
Michigan or Ohio | 0 | 0% | |
Kentucky or West Virginia | 1 | 2.00% | |
Virginia or Pennsylvania | 1 | 2.00% | |
Maryland or Delaware | 0 | 0% | |
New Jersey or New York | 3 | 6.00% | |
Connecticut or Rhode Island | 0 | 0% | |
Massachusetts or Maine | 0 | 0% | |
New Hampshire or Vermont | 0 | 0% | |
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05-14-2005, 12:29 PM | Topic Starter |
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The worst state prison.
Hypothetical situation: You're minding your own business, and the police bust down your door and arrest you for illegal pit bull ownership, online chatting with a teenage transsexual, or voting for Ralph Nader.
You're jailed and assigned a public defender who is planning a run for city council, so she doesn't have time to defend you. She turns you over to a summer intern from Itawamba Junior College who can never remember if 'guilty' or 'not guilty' means that you're pleading innocent. He guesses wrong, and judge accepts your plea. The judge just had a bad day because the batteries died on the genitalia enlarger underneath his robe, so he gives you the maximum sentence of 11 years, which will be reduced to 3 if you maintain good behavior and if you'll make him a personalized license plate that reads HUNGJURIST. Off you go to prison. What would be the state prison that would be worst in which to be incarcerated? Since we're limited to 25 poll options, I'll enter the states in pairs. Pick the pair that includes your worst state for imprisonment, and let us know which state it is. Poll coming, as soon as we find 12 angry men to vote on it. |
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05-14-2005, 12:33 PM | #2 |
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05-14-2005, 12:35 PM | #3 |
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I'm guessing Arkansas or Mississippi since they are among the poorest states.
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I'd have to go with Louisiana. I just imagine that their prisons would be corrupt, wet, and crawling with roaches.
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Whew Angola, Louisiana state prison, has to be the worst. People go in but they never come out. It is a giant farm and prisoners work from sun-up to sun-down. |
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I hear Texas and Florida are really bad but I have no idea which prisons would be the worst. I imagine there are some pretty bad ones in the deep south.
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05-14-2005, 06:29 PM | #9 |
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The state penitentiary in Bismarck, ND doesn't have cable TV.
I'd go with North Dakota |
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05-14-2005, 12:36 PM | #10 |
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Mexico... errr, new mexico
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05-14-2005, 12:37 PM | #11 |
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05-14-2005, 12:45 PM | #12 |
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Pelican Bay State Prison in Northern California is supposed to house the worst of the worst. Hell hole...
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05-14-2005, 12:49 PM | #13 |
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Texas. They execute people fatser than McDonalds can whip up a cheese burger.
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05-14-2005, 12:53 PM | #14 |
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There's a prison about an hour and a 1/2 north of where I live in Lewisburg which, from what I hear, is a pretty tough place to do time. At least back in the day it was.
That's where they sent all the mafioso from New York and New Jersey when they got busted. Paulie Vario (Paulie from Goodfellas), Jimmy "the gent" Burke (that's his real name, not Jimmy Conneway like in the movie) and the rest of their crew all did time. What does this have to do with your poll you ask...I have no idea. |
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I'd think it'd be worse to be in a prison where most of the people are uneducated, dimwitted thugs. (Why did junior high school just flash into my mind?)
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