Misc Hanging Out In Your Driveway/Garage - Page 5

**Donger** · 05-21-2008, 06:28 PM

We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why?

Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?

rad · 05-21-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I appreciate the feedback. Previously in my neighborhood, we would acknowledge each other and if the kids were playing outside, perhaps chat briefly with each other. This was the norm. Social niceties.

Some call it social niceties, others call it plastic hospitality.

Are they loud and belligerent? If things don't work out, you could just burn them out. Just use bundles of money around the fuel tank. Money burns slow and will give you time to get away and establish an alibi.

**Nzoner** · 05-21-2008, 08:43 PM

This is one of the reasons I moved out of a neighborhood and outside the city limits,I knew no way in hell were neighbors going to put up with me drinking and ZZ cranked up on the outdoor speakers.

**Donger** · 05-21-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 88-31-10

I'm sure they're shaking in their boots, while they *gasp* stand around in their garage.

Meh. They agreed to the HOA covenants when the moved here. They aren't in violation of any so far as I can tell. If they do, however, the locals are somewhat draconian.

Coach · 05-21-2008, 08:53 PM

I guess that there isn't anything happening in their back yards these days where they want to be in the front, where all the action be at.

**Donger** · 05-21-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach

I guess that there isn't anything happening in their back yards these days where they want to be in the front, where all the action be at.

We've established that.

Boon · 05-21-2008, 08:54 PM

Me thinks I'd rather live in Mr Nzoners neighborhood. No offense Mr Donger.

**Donger** · 05-21-2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 88-31-10

Me thinks I'd rather live in Mr Nzoners neighborhood. No offense Mr Donger.

None taken.

**Skip Towne** · 05-21-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

None taken.

When people tell me "no offense" I always take offense. They knew it was offensive or they wouldn't say "no offense"

**Bugeater** · 05-21-2008, 09:03 PM

It's actually a beautiful night out tonight, I think I might move my computer desk out into the driveway.

**Nzoner** · 05-21-2008, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GoBo

It's actually a beautiful night out tonight, I think I might move my computer desk out into the driveway.

Whilst drinking a Blvd Wheat you "white collar trash"

Boon · 05-21-2008, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

When people tell me "no offense" I always take offense. They knew it was offensive or they wouldn't say "no offense"

Yeah, but you're kinda old. No offense though.

Demonpenz · 05-21-2008, 09:24 PM

Donger: KEEP IT DOWN. I CAN'T HEAR BACH ON MY BOSE!
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BigRock · 05-21-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

They are probably thinking to themselves:

Ive got this new neighbor. To be blunt, he doesnt exactly fit in to our neighborhood. Hes such a prude. He never wants to sit outside in his garage. Hes always stays in his nice backyard and hides out. Whats he got to hide??

Yesterday, I inflated my pool thing, but he drove by and turned his nose up at me when he drove by. What an A**hole

And he keeps staring at my breasts.

**Donger** · 05-21-2008, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

When people tell me "no offense" I always take offense. They knew it was offensive or they wouldn't say "no offense"

That's because you are a small man.

05-21-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

They are hanging out in the front of the house hoping to socialize, IMO. We go out front and talk with our neighbors in the evenings. It's nice.

Yep. I BBQ with my neighbors all the time but Wednesdays are "Beer Wednesday". We hang out and drink a few beverages in the front yard.

Before we moved in my neighbors never knew one another's names now we're all pretty tight friends. It's a good feeling, being neighborly. One of my neighbors doesn't have a basement. When the tornado whistles go off we leave the front door open so they'll have a place to hide.

You should go introduce yourself Donger. They might be some of the coolest people ever.

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