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Being visited by relatives | 7 | 11.67% | |
Driving long distances with few travel services available | 2 | 3.33% | |
Eating cranberry stuff | 7 | 11.67% | |
Eating dinner rolls with butter | 8 | 13.33% | |
Eating fruit-based pie | 5 | 8.33% | |
Eating glazed carrots | 1 | 1.67% | |
Eating green bean casserole | 6 | 10.00% | |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin with imbedded fruit | 1 | 1.67% | |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin without imbedded fruit | 0 | 0% | |
Eating mashed potatoes | 11 | 18.33% | |
Eating pumpkin pie | 15 | 25.00% | |
Eating stuffing | 16 | 26.67% | |
Eating sweet potatoes or yams, or both | 5 | 8.33% | |
Eating turkey | 28 | 46.67% | |
Eating until I feel uncomfortably full | 6 | 10.00% | |
Flag football on the lawn like the Kennedy family used to do | 3 | 5.00% | |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy pilgrim costume | 3 | 5.00% | |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume | 2 | 3.33% | |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy turkey costume | 1 | 1.67% | |
Getting blackout drunk with three days to recover | 6 | 10.00% | |
Having one or two days off work/ long weekend | 21 | 35.00% | |
Hearing the word ‘cornucopia’ more than usual | 0 | 0% | |
Hookers go by adorably ironic classic names like “Prudence” and “Patience” | 2 | 3.33% | |
Learning how to grow corn from my friend Squanto | 3 | 5.00% | |
Napping for unnaturally long periods of time | 7 | 11.67% | |
Prepping for and attending black Friday sales to fight with people | 1 | 1.67% | |
Purchasing cheap stuff on black Friday | 2 | 3.33% | |
Putting buckles on my shoes and not being hassled for it | 0 | 0% | |
Remembering the early days of American colonization of the New World | 2 | 3.33% | |
The Facebook photos of everyone's Thanksgiving dinners | 3 | 5.00% | |
The formal opportunity to observe thankfulness for my awesome life. | 4 | 6.67% | |
The nudity when I go to Daytona for Thanksgiving break | 0 | 0% | |
Visiting delightfully uncrowded strip clubs | 1 | 1.67% | |
Visiting relatives | 8 | 13.33% | |
Watching classic Thanksgiving movies like ... are there classic Thanksgiving movies? | 1 | 1.67% | |
Watching the Cowboys and whoever | 9 | 15.00% | |
Watching the Lions and whoever | 4 | 6.67% | |
Watching the parades on television | 1 | 1.67% | |
I love all of the above things equally | 3 | 5.00% | |
I'm not really into Thanksgiving | 5 | 8.33% | |
I'm Native American so I'd rather not talk about Plymouth Rock | 3 | 5.00% | |
I live in a nation that does not observe the Thanksgiving holiday | 3 | 5.00% | |
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11-21-2017, 07:37 PM | #16 |
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Leftover white meat turkey breast on white bread with lettuce, cranberry sauce, extra mayo, salt, pepper and some left over sides reheated like turnips or sweet potatoes.
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11-21-2017, 08:12 PM | #17 |
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If it weren't for the stuffing and the green bean casserole, I'd work Thursday.
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11-21-2017, 08:12 PM | #18 |
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Not watching Philip Gaines on tv on thanksgiving x 3
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11-21-2017, 08:15 PM | #19 |
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Family, food and football. The 3 Fs of thanksgiving.
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There's no room in my life for half-hearted polls.
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11-21-2017, 09:18 PM | #21 |
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Frolicking sexually with the turkey.
Frolicking sexually with the turkey and my significant other at the same time. Watching my significant other frolicking sexually with the turkey. |
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11-21-2017, 09:38 PM | #22 |
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Tryptophan
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You know, I've never been a "role play" or "sexy dress up" person. That said if the wife dressed up like a fräulein at Octoberfest I'd probably be willing to put up with family for a few hours...
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11-21-2017, 09:51 PM | #24 |
I like Pie!
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Family, friends and food, I'm good. Love each and every one of you degenerate bastards, have a nice holiday.
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11-21-2017, 09:57 PM | #25 |
Ain't no relax!
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Turkey, tators, and gravy...
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11-21-2017, 10:58 PM | #26 |
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I wanna go here for Thanksgiving
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It's like he's talking to me there...
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11-21-2017, 11:31 PM | #28 |
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There isn't nearly enough in turkey to make you tired. It's the carbs and fat that make you want to sleep.
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11-22-2017, 07:23 AM | #29 |
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I reject the premise as there's no pecan pie option.
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11-22-2017, 07:37 AM | #30 |
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Leftovers.
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