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05-24-2015, 07:17 PM | #136 |
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05-24-2015, 07:40 PM | #137 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Pros: They always have cookies or ice cream in the house.
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05-24-2015, 07:41 PM | #138 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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I'll be back.
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I doubt seriously any hollywood actresses are supporting their husbands, for instance.
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05-24-2015, 07:57 PM | #140 |
Politically Incorrect
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Pros: They have tight vajayjays
Cons: Their vajayjays stink Pros: They love sucking dick Cons: Some fat pig is sucking your dick Pros: They want sex all the time Cons: They can only do a few limited positions and she can never be on top without crushing you Pros: They always want to hang out with you Cons: You never want to hang out with them Pros: She will do anything to give you a boner Cons: No matter what she does it's hard to get a boner
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05-24-2015, 09:33 PM | #141 |
Consuming CP souls
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Pro...Will have Lynyrd Skynyrd's That Smell stuck in your head for hours
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05-24-2015, 09:35 PM | #142 |
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Inmem's a fat chick. Ain't nobody ****in that.
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05-24-2015, 09:51 PM | #143 |
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Women don't care if a man is fat. If a fat man has enough money a high percentage of broads will lick a relatives poo off of his pickle.
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05-24-2015, 09:53 PM | #144 |
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Goin hoggin is a nice way to break a slump eh Smoke?
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**** who you want Smoke. Just don't gross us out with your regret. PS: Don't **** fat chicks. You are better than that and you are just encouraging fat chicks to stay fat. Worse than that, you are inspiring more to get fat. You, my friend, are part of the fat problem. STOP ****ING FAT CHICKS. But if you must, please shame them upon finish. Thank you. |
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05-24-2015, 10:06 PM | #146 |
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How did she smell Biggy?
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05-24-2015, 10:08 PM | #147 |
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I think I know what's going on here, Smokey..
You got the herp from herpe girl and now you're forced to resort to hoggin', eh? |
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05-24-2015, 10:11 PM | #148 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
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05-24-2015, 10:21 PM | #149 |
Say hello to my little friend
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05-24-2015, 10:25 PM | #150 |
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Pros and Cons of dating a fat chick
He doesn't know shit. He just talks a lot and hopes something sounds intelligent.
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