***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 *****

[TLO]

Let's do this.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Billay, take Discuss out and get that ****er laid.

Checking craigslist ads as we speak

[Discuss Thrower]

I'm good Billay, thanks.

[KC native]

Just when I was about to feel sorry for myself because the ex moved out, I read discuss posts and immediately feel better about my situation.

I've avoided telling a couple black chicks that I'm single now because the expectation is that I would take one of them out (the one that is really into isn't up to my standards, the one I want to **** the shit out of is married).

Edit: chicks at work. @ the direction clay went.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by KC native

I've avoided telling a couple black chicks that I'm single now

Yeah me too, man.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs

Yeah me too, man.

so wrong. Never change clay.

[Discuss Thrower]

kc native's ex was off her rocker
He's gone to social media to block her
He's caught the jungle fever
and is down to eat that beaver
and give at least one women the Shocker.

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by KC native

Just when I was about to feel sorry for myself because the ex moved out, I read discuss posts and immediately feel better about my situation.

I've avoided telling a couple black chicks that I'm single now because the expectation is that I would take one of them out (the one that is really into isn't up to my standards, the one I want to **** the shit out of is married).

Edit: chicks at work. @ the direction clay went.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

kc native's ex was off her rocker
He's gone to social media to block her
He's caught the jungle fever
and is down to eat that beaver
and give at least one women the Shocker.

Fortunately the ex uses no forms of social media.

And yes, my penis doesn't discriminate.

And this eeyore thing is making you a better poster. I think you have a good chance to move up a tier.

[Titty Meat]

I had sex with a black chick once. It wasn't very good.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by KC native

Fortunately the ex uses no forms of social media.

And yes, my penis doesn't discriminate.

And this eeyore thing is making you a better poster. I think you have a good chance to move up a tier.

I'm not ****ing eeyore man.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

Holy shit I haven't heard or thought about Proper Dos in years.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Mike Riley

I had sex with a black chick once. It wasn't very good.

One time for me as well. She wasn't a looker either. It was a drunken night, and I regret that it's my only sexual experience with a black girl.

Around that same time, there was a very good looking black girl living next door to me in the army barracks. We were friends, and I went to her room one afternoon just to hang out for a while. When she opened the door for me, she had just gotten out of the shower, and was in a towel. As I walked in, she pretty quickly dropped the towel, and slowly walked over to her dresser to get her clothes. She took an abnormally long time getting dressed. Even stayed in her panties with no bra for about five minutes. Looking back on it, I'm pretty sure she wanted it and was hinting towards it. I was a timid little 19 yo kid at the time though.

Damn, that would have been fun. She had a slamming body, too.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I'm not ****ing eeyore man.

Yeah, you should be ****ing something, though.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yeah, you should be ****ing something, though.

I don't want to catch a STI/D.

I probably caught something from any of the four girls who've sucked and touched my dick man. They all had been tagged by multiple dudes before I came along.

[tk13]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I'm not ****ing eeyore man.

I'd agree. You make eeyore look like Richard Simmons.