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07-29-2018, 04:31 PM | #76 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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Ron Jaworski randomly started forcing "The Sheriff" on MNF and ESPN kinda ran with it. It was really stupid and my best friend who is a Colts fan wants to kill me whenever I use it.
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07-29-2018, 04:33 PM | #77 |
pimping hoes + clocking a grip
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Patty Franchise
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07-29-2018, 05:03 PM | #78 |
MVP
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Patrick Mahomes has the same number as the 1969 CHIEFS QB Jacky Lee!
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07-29-2018, 05:19 PM | #79 |
I got Rice cookin in the micro
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Yesterday I saw a kid chasing a dog. I thought he was with this long haired guy, but when I looked the Long Haired guy in the eye he said "I just stopped to help" Now I decided I was going to try to help and I had Johnsonville Turkey dogs in my glove box because they are a tasty snack at 5 points a piece on weight watchers. So I yell "Hey kid try to get the dog to come to you with this!" So the guy took this greesy hot turkey dog and wagged it at the dog which was about a block away. The dog couldn't have given a **** about a turkey dog at this point he was running around. So the kid wags the Turkey dog at me and says here you can have this back and I say to him "It's your problem now" And I roll up my window and leave. I take one more glance up at my rearview to see what the guy was doing with the Turkey sausage and he dropped it and was rubbing his greesy hands off on his "And 1" shorts
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Bring it on Ahab!
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09-10-2018, 07:03 PM | #81 |
I'll be back.
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09-10-2018, 07:25 PM | #82 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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what the story about 2PM? First I've heard of that.
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09-10-2018, 07:31 PM | #83 |
Banned!
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Hattrick is growing on me.
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I think he'll dethrone Colquitt for MVP...
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09-10-2018, 08:39 PM | #85 |
The Boom Boom Room
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NEVER!!!!!!
Colquitt is the one and only
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09-10-2018, 08:50 PM | #86 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
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Too bad Huard has “Downfield BigGame” wrapped up.....
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09-10-2018, 08:50 PM | #87 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
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09-10-2018, 09:11 PM | #88 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
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09-10-2018, 09:15 PM | #89 |
I'll be back.
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09-10-2018, 09:17 PM | #90 |
Beyond the Rapids
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Nicknames suck
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