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01-26-2013, 07:23 PM | #1 |
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So is your daughter a super genius that started college 2 years early? If not you've got one of two situations on your hands:
1) He is a douche bag and none of the college girls like him so he's goin after your daughter. 2) He's super religious and isn't into the partying and shit that comes with college and will therefore never put his wang near your daughter. And he is still a douche. Here are some alternates A) Your daughter is super hot and he's tryna get dat ass while its fresh! B) He's gay. |
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01-26-2013, 07:40 PM | #2 |
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What's his 40 time?
It shouldn't be hard to find out. You're the father here.
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01-26-2013, 07:56 PM | #3 |
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poor bastard.
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01-26-2013, 07:59 PM | #4 |
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Oh you should definitely let him stay
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01-26-2013, 10:08 PM | #5 |
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01-27-2013, 09:35 AM | #6 |
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01-26-2013, 08:19 PM | #7 |
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01-26-2013, 08:54 PM | #8 |
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Welp, North Carolina basketball still sucks this year. So there is that.
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01-26-2013, 09:02 PM | #9 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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When I saw this thread title I thought to myself "please let him be black, please let him be black."
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01-27-2013, 09:52 AM | #10 |
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01-26-2013, 09:26 PM | #11 | |
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01-26-2013, 09:41 PM | #12 |
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my penis is an actual gun, can I date your daughter???
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01-27-2013, 12:14 AM | #13 |
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Sounds like she's in better hands now.
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01-27-2013, 03:49 AM | #14 |
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So what did he order last night?
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01-27-2013, 09:10 AM | #15 |
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