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View Poll Results: Are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers the biggest Douchebags on 4 wheels? Hint: Yes | |||
Yes, Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 Drivers are the Tampax Gold Standard of vehicular Douchebags! | 6 | 10.91% | |
No, BMW vermin are the Kotex tampons of rude drivers. | 12 | 21.82% | |
No, Mercedez-Benz scum are the Playtex tampons of bad drivers. | 6 | 10.91% | |
No, Volvo ass wipes are the Always tampons of horrid drivers. | 1 | 1.82% | |
No, Lexus pukes are the Moxie tampons of obnoxious drivers. | 1 | 1.82% | |
No, Mustang freaks are the Veeda tampons of brainless drivers. | 4 | 7.27% | |
No, Honda Civic squids are the OB tampons of lowlife drivers. | 2 | 3.64% | |
No, Prius jackasses are the Nutracare tampons of vile drivers | 19 | 34.55% | |
None of the above, it a different car than any of these. See my post. | 4 | 7.27% | |
Great poll, but you **** yourself in the ass with the sharp limb off an Aids tree anyway! | 15 | 27.27% | |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll |
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10-07-2014, 06:25 PM | Topic Starter |
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Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers?
Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers?
These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence. Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags. Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close. |
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10-07-2014, 06:26 PM | #2 |
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10-07-2014, 06:26 PM | #3 |
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What do you drive?
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10-07-2014, 06:30 PM | #4 |
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I dunno... almost tailed a moron of an Audi driver last weekend traveling through Chicago.... I'm driving a club cab, long box, F-250 at 80 mph and this dumb bitch decides to cut across 3 lanes of traffic to get to the fast lane. I had to slam the breaks to keep from sending her head first into the center embankment, and I probably missed by a few millimeters. Bitch is lucky to be alive, but she's probably too ****ing dumb to realize her little guardian angel was looking out for her sorry ass at precisely the correct moment.
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10-07-2014, 06:31 PM | #5 |
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Minivan drivers?
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10-07-2014, 06:33 PM | #6 |
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My mother drives a Q60
She was just in the hospital you know. For non driving related injuries.
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Jeep drivers with blown valves
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Driving I-70 in rush hour for last 20 years, that's just people in general.
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10-07-2014, 06:35 PM | #10 |
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Ford Mustang is the vehicle of choice for douchebags drivers where I live.
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10-07-2014, 06:47 PM | #11 |
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In the last two weeks I put on over 2500 miles. My douche counts consists of one meth head truck driver that ran me off the road, slow moving highway driving mini vans, dipshits that drive under the speed limit and will not move the **** out of the left lane and some crazy hillbilly that looked like Willie Nelson that came off the Interstate today, didn't stop at the stop sign and damn near ran me into the guard rail when I slammed on the breaks. Through all this the Glock remained holstered.
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10-07-2014, 06:54 PM | #13 |
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Yeah no flying lead, but the joints in my middle fingers are kind of sore.
As stated in the OP, there are some real shitty drivers out there for sure.
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I run into a bunch of dumbasses driving Volts at 10-15 mph under the speed limit.
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