Football Adrian Peterson Indicted - Page 2

**doomy3** · 09-12-2014, 03:17 PM

Reckless/negligent injury to a child. Indicted.

This league may not be able to sustain too many more of these black eyes. It's a mess.

**wazu** · 09-12-2014, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

man, my grandma used to whip me with a switch. She used to make me go break off the MF-er myself and bring it back to her. One of those nice little branches off of the cherry tree in her yard.

Mine used a wooden spoon. Sturdier.

**Easy 6** · 09-12-2014, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

man, my grandma used to whip me with a switch. She used to make me go break off the MF-er myself and bring it back to her. One of those nice little branches off of the cherry tree in her yard.

only two times though. because after the 2nd time, I figured out "Man...Grandma don't **** around. I'd better not do *whatever it is I was thinking about doing"

Ha! yep, having to go pick out your own instrument of doom is the ultimate punishment.

And dont you DARE get something too small...

Dayze · 09-12-2014, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief

I think your Grandma and my Grandma were neighbors...

KC native · 09-12-2014, 03:25 PM

SON OF A ****ING BITCH. THIS BETTER NOT AFFECT HIS ELIGIBILITY HE IS MY RB1 IN FANTASY!

Mennonite · 09-12-2014, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu

Mine used a wooden spoon. Sturdier.

Did she carve it from a larger wooden spoon?

**RealSNR** · 09-12-2014, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native

SON OF A ****ING BITCH. THIS BETTER NOT AFFECT HIS ELIGIBILITY HE IS MY RB1 IN FANTASY!

I was JUST about to post a fantasy football joke

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-12-2014, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite

And that, my friend, is why Nanna will never get to play in the NFL.

ShowtimeSBMVP · 09-12-2014, 03:28 PM

Minnesota Vikings superstar Adrian Peterson has been indicted for child abuse in North Montgomery County, TX ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Sources connected to Peterson tell us ... the alleged victim is a male child from Minnesota who was visiting Adrian back in May at AP's home in Texas.

We're told the child returned home to his mother in Minn. who noticed injuries and took the child to a doctor. A short time later, the doctor contacted authorities in Texas to report Adrian.

Child Protective Services confirms they are working on a case involving Peterson and say the alleged victim is an 11-year-old boy.

Peterson was indicted in Montgomery County for reckless or negligent injury to a child, this according to MyFOX Houston 26.

Peterson missed Vikings team practice yesterday -- though the team explained it as a "veteran's day." Peterson did attend practice today and was said to be laughing and joking on the field.

Earlier today, Peterson posted a message on Twitter -- though it's unclear if it's related to the case.
"People understand that if you are on God's course and suppose to have that position and man decides to remove you know that God will remove everyone to place you rightfully! You matter!"

"Its your season! Weapons may form but won’t prosper! God has you covered don’t stress or worry!"

Story developing ...

-King- · 09-12-2014, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu

Mine used a wooden spoon. Sturdier.

I'll take a wooden spoon over a switch or belt any day of the week. Sounds like you got off light.

**RealSNR** · 09-12-2014, 03:31 PM

Ohhh, I have SUCH high hopes for this thread. We're already getting the "My parents smacked the shit out of me and I turned out fine!"

That's cool and all. For now. It just won't be long before people start saying "If he wants to beat his kid, god damn it that's his right!"

-King- · 09-12-2014, 03:31 PM

If he wants to beat his kid, god damn it that's his right!

Dayze · 09-12-2014, 03:32 PM

AND i WAS HOME SCHOOLED!!

KC native · 09-12-2014, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

I was JUST about to post a fantasy football joke

Yea, that's not a joke though. I don't give a shit if he beat his kid. I need him to produce every week for me.

BeMyValentine · 09-12-2014, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Ha! yep, having to go pick out your own instrument of doom is the ultimate punishment.

And dont you DARE get something too small...

Not my grandma! If you got too big of one she would go get one herself that was real small. The smaller they are the more they hurt for sure!

**wazu** · 09-12-2014, 03:33 PM

Well everybody, hope you enjoy endless dialogue on corporal punishment. It looks like its heading our way.

09-12-2014, 03:17 PM
doomy3 Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $5343539	Adrian Peterson Indicted Reckless/negligent injury to a child. Indicted. This league may not be able to sustain too many more of these black eyes. It's a mess.
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09-12-2014, 03:25 PM	#19
KC native Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10049239	SON OF A ****ING BITCH. THIS BETTER NOT AFFECT HIS ELIGIBILITY HE IS MY RB1 IN FANTASY!
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09-12-2014, 03:28 PM	#23
ShowtimeSBMVP Chiefs Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $3606009	Minnesota Vikings superstar Adrian Peterson has been indicted for child abuse in North Montgomery County, TX ... TMZ Sports has learned. Sources connected to Peterson tell us ... the alleged victim is a male child from Minnesota who was visiting Adrian back in May at AP's home in Texas. We're told the child returned home to his mother in Minn. who noticed injuries and took the child to a doctor. A short time later, the doctor contacted authorities in Texas to report Adrian. Child Protective Services confirms they are working on a case involving Peterson and say the alleged victim is an 11-year-old boy. Peterson was indicted in Montgomery County for reckless or negligent injury to a child, this according to MyFOX Houston 26. Peterson missed Vikings team practice yesterday -- though the team explained it as a "veteran's day." Peterson did attend practice today and was said to be laughing and joking on the field. Earlier today, Peterson posted a message on Twitter -- though it's unclear if it's related to the case. "People understand that if you are on God's course and suppose to have that position and man decides to remove you know that God will remove everyone to place you rightfully! You matter!" "Its your season! Weapons may form but won’t prosper! God has you covered don’t stress or worry!" Story developing ...
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wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $2132295 VARSITY	Well everybody, hope you enjoy endless dialogue on corporal punishment. It looks like its heading our way.
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