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TLO | 23 | 51.11% | |
Bwana | 22 | 48.89% | |
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09-11-2018, 03:06 PM | #2 |
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This may go to TLO depending on how accurate he can be with those lawn darts. Just stand back and fire away at the nearly immobilized Bwana.
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09-11-2018, 04:21 PM | #3 |
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The lawn darts win the day here. A couple solid hits, and all I have to do is wait for the blood loss to take effect.
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09-11-2018, 04:25 PM | #4 |
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Here's a lengthy article about the dangers of lawn darts, if anyone cares to read it.
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09-11-2018, 04:29 PM | #5 |
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The 100mph winds may present an issue throwing anything, swinging a bat is probably useless as well, the cutlass is about the only semi useful weapon here. That said, both die because Mother Nature’s a bitch rip boys.
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09-11-2018, 04:30 PM | #6 | |
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Yeah.......no. We are 5 feet apart. I take the Pirate cutlass, lop off your head and kick it off the top of the mountain. You won't even get a chance to toss one of your darts. You won't feel a thing.
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09-11-2018, 04:33 PM | #7 |
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TLO can move.
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09-11-2018, 04:33 PM | #8 |
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We're 5 feet apart and your left foot is nailed into the mountain top. You planning on cutting off that leg to come take a swing at me?
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09-11-2018, 04:33 PM | #9 |
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09-11-2018, 04:34 PM | #10 |
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I may have to ban lawn darts from future gladiatorial tournaments. They sound dangerous.
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09-11-2018, 04:41 PM | #11 |
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Actual footage of Bwana trying to charge me after cutting off his own foot/leg.
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09-11-2018, 04:46 PM | #12 |
Wasted away again...
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Where exactly do you think you are moving to? Take one step and you are likely plunging to your death.
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09-11-2018, 04:49 PM | #13 |
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It doesn't seem like a nail is going to find much purchase on that that surface.
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09-11-2018, 04:53 PM | #14 | |
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I'm not going to need to charge at "5 feet." I step forward and lean with the leg that's not nailed down to close the gap and off goes your pointed little cranium.
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09-11-2018, 04:54 PM | #15 |
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I have a dedicated team of foot nailers. I wouldn't worry about that.
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