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07-23-2013, 06:11 AM | #16 |
Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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07-23-2013, 06:12 AM | #17 |
Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I humped your mom in the parking lot at Arbys.
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07-23-2013, 07:35 AM | #18 |
Starter
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Dominica, no seriously.
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I kicked a baby. She was a jerk baby though. All clap now.
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07-23-2013, 08:38 AM | #19 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I mowed the yard of a home bound neighbor.
The only significance is I'd sworn I'd never do anything for them again, but I'm a sucker. |
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07-23-2013, 08:44 AM | #20 |
Baba Ganoush
Join Date: Jan 2012
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I just picked up 2 dozen of doughnuts for the guys at work today.
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07-23-2013, 08:55 AM | #21 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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I do nice things everyday but I don't gloat about them.
Eventually, what goes around comes around. I have to believe that. |
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07-23-2013, 08:57 AM | #22 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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I ran over a turtle that was on the side of the road. Probably saved some kid from food poisoning.
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07-23-2013, 09:20 AM | #23 |
GBM 8-12-15
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
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Nothing.
**** everyone. |
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07-23-2013, 09:20 AM | #24 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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I picked up a smashed dead turtle out of the ditch and dropped it in the middle of the road.
job security for those modot boys. sec
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07-23-2013, 09:22 AM | #25 |
GBM 8-12-15
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
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I ejaculated in the toilet instead of the shower in a TA yesterday.
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07-23-2013, 09:29 AM | #26 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nashville, TN
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I could have ran through a puddle and splashed water on a runner, but I didn't.
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07-23-2013, 09:30 AM | #27 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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VARSITY
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TA?
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07-23-2013, 09:32 AM | #28 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Helena, MT
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I ran over some smashed up road kill in the middle of the road. It should provide a character building opportunity for the guy who has to come clean it up.
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07-23-2013, 09:41 AM | #29 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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I threw a half-full milk-shake at some douche-bag road worker while he was cleaning up turtle guts off the road.
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07-23-2013, 10:11 AM | #30 |
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Missouri
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I raped a dead turtle in the middle of the road
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