Life For Those That Are Still Interested - Page 7

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 11:28 AM

I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.

sedated · 01-07-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

YOU'RE

is this my f**king senior thesis?

wutamess · 01-07-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

is this my f**king senior thesis?

No but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

**gblowfish** · 01-07-2010, 12:34 PM

Did any of them scream "RELEASE THE DEMONS" at climax???

Mr. Plow · 01-07-2010, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

For everyone bitching about pics - seriously I live in the Ozarks...there are a shit-ton of Chiefs fans around here and I know as soon as I do post one somebody that's either a member here or lurking here will recognize one and tell her. That would be some embarrassing shit.

Nobody wants to see their faces.

**Lumpy** · 01-07-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Am I the only one who has mud-wrestling fantasies starring Lumpy and Jilly?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

No, but I'm the only one who's actually seen it.

It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs.

Mr. Plow · 01-07-2010, 12:47 PM

I remember in your original thread how you were worried because you had given up your friends for your wife....and you were concerned about meeting people - now look at you. Our little boy is all grown up.

Congrats man - you've come a long way.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-07-2010, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs.

And you know why they didn't cough up any hairballs? Of course you don't. But Mr. Flopnuts does.

Mr. Plow · 01-07-2010, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

It wasn't mud though, it was chocolate pudding. We licked each other clean afterwards. Ever seen felines w/ a hygiene OCD? It was kind of like that, except neither of us coughed up any hairballs.

I just pictured this in my head....gotta run to the bathroom real quick.

Jilly · 01-07-2010, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

And you know why they didn't cough up any hairballs? Of course you don't. But Mr. Flopnuts does.

Oh I totally know...we spent the day at the spa before our pudding bath.

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

I remember in your original thread how you were worried because you had given up your friends for your wife....and you were concerned about meeting people - now look at you. Our little boy is all grown up.

Congrats man - you've come a long way.

Yeah my brother told me the same thing.

**Lumpy** · 01-07-2010, 01:01 PM

MTG, congrats btw... you have been through a lot. I think it's healthy that you have started dating again.

CaliforniaChief · 01-07-2010, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

MTG, congrats btw... you have been through a lot. I think it's healthy that you have started dating again.

Dating is one word for it.

**Lumpy** · 01-07-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

Dating is one word for it.

Well... I wasn't going to call him a whore. I was being polite.

Jenson71 · 01-07-2010, 01:05 PM

It takes about 60 days for HIV to make itself solidly present in a test. So, you could have HIV, get tested after 10 days, and it wouldn't show up.

CaliforniaChief · 01-07-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Well... I wasn't going to call him a whore. I was being polite.

I see you're already a polished first lady of Chiefs Planet.

Me being the backroom deal-cutting campaign manager just calls 'em as I sees 'em.

01-07-2010, 11:28 AM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7444386	For Those That Are Still Interested I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news. Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again. No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse. A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to ** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too. Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a ** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name. Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them. But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up. Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.
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